HyperJasen @hyperJasen

I take social media completely unserious, except when I do. Here for a cackle and butting into threads. Anything hair. PSA: Stop using sulfate based shampoo! Colorado, USA Joined August 2016

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HyperJasen @hyperJasen

7 years ago

New Year is coming!!! #NewProfilePic

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HyperJasen @hyperJasen

7 years ago

OK, #1 Dont tell me what to do and B. You’re not the boss of me... instagram.com/p/BmqyL3jAsBe/…

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Listen Twitterscape, I need it to be known that I have not nor will I ever claim to be appropriate and speak appropriately at all times. I often say things I have not thought of yet and YES I will say them with your 8 year old present! I had 1 fuck left and misplaced it!!

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HyperJasen @hyperJasen

7 years ago

Very late for me but this had to be sent through to the ether. Str8/discreet men who fear being associated w. femme gays. It’s not catching. Promise. And a femme gay is not MORE gay. A masc gay isn’t less gay is he? Pull it together. They are not embarrassing, you are! Fuckhead.

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HyperJasen @hyperJasen

7 years ago

We realized Arlo doesn’t do his nightly cry baby emote when camera is on... @ Aurora, Colorado instagram.com/p/Bl_02IrgK7v/…

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HyperJasen @hyperJasen

7 years ago

Hubby has officially lost 80lbs! Of course, this is completely due to me and my unending support. I am so proud of me.

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HyperJasen @hyperJasen

7 years ago

I dropped wonder dog off at daycare this morning. I make mental note of people avoiding eye contact & quietly nodding to my good morning declaration I think something is amiss. Do I have something hanging from my nose? Is my fly open? No. Awful for obsessive thinkers.

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HyperJasen @hyperJasen

7 years ago

If you pick up a wet towel off the bathroom floor everyday for the past 31 days, you are 1 of 2 people in the space and find your towel hanging...carry the 1..divided by 4...PICK UP YOUR SHIT, HUSBAND! FUUUUQQQ!

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HyperJasen @hyperJasen

7 years ago

Time to play, “Have You Ever?” Mindful Monday morning edition! Have you ever consciously started your week over again due to neggy thoughts within the first hour? Starting over will commence in...

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HyperJasen @hyperJasen

7 years ago

Fuckin’ spoil brat child doggie pup is what he is. @ Aurora, Colorado instagram.com/p/BlzFlNHgFQP/…

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HyperJasen @hyperJasen

7 years ago

Song of the day! It’s Summer, it’s sexy and you look really good in it. open.spotify.com/track/0qyt9rdN…

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HyperJasen @hyperJasen

7 years ago

Good Judy (GJ) left for trip to Iceland 3 days ago. I’m excited for this trip. Its longer. GJ will certainly be able to immerse. This afternoon I ask, what’s for dinner? Thoughts: reindeer? No, a salt fish. GJ: Subway, why? Me: Fuckin Americans. Ruining my trip to Iceland, ass!

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HyperJasen @hyperJasen

7 years ago

I have evidence I am both magic and responsible addict. Woke up after muscle relax. + wine w/ phone plugged in, alarm set yet still fully in hand. Also, washed/capped toothbrush in other hand sans paste. No mess. I guess? How did I set alarm? Nose? maybe. Magic? Definitely.

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HyperJasen @hyperJasen

7 years ago

This morning I woke up at 5am exactly. No alarm. Additionally, I woke up exactly how I fell asleep with my forearm under side. My arm had fallen asleep so fiercely it was completely unusable the first hour of the morning. Making morning tea with a dead arm SCORE? 10’s! 10’s!