Bill @hyperbillic

comedic dumbass (he/him) Chicago, IL Joined August 2012

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Bill @hyperbillic

a month ago

Sometimes I think old money in Europe made the USA to be an experiment for profit and social dynamic studies. I don’t think we’ve ever been free, just the cash cow that spits out innovation due to stress and citizenship. A place they can test how much stress a person can handle

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Bill @hyperbillic

4 months ago

The more I watch #friends I realize: How simple friendship was before smartphones. I need to buy an apartment building for my friends and I. Chandler carried them. Even if my friends help buy a brownstone together, I’m still Chandler. Sorry, called it. I’m Chandler.

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Bill @hyperbillic

11 months ago

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a year ago

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Bill @hyperbillic

a year ago

Nothing makes me more upset that 3 isn’t half of 8 when it’s literally half of 8

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Bill @hyperbillic

a year ago

Wanting Tyson to take it but betting money on Jake because of the Illuminati is smart today #fuckthem #miketyson #jakepaul

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Bill @hyperbillic

a year ago

The solar eclipse happened and now I want universal healthcare??? #thesunmakesyougay #SolarEclipse2024

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Bill @hyperbillic

2 years ago

Showing up to brunch when all the other bf’s cancel to watch sports “Hello Angels”

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2 years ago

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2 years ago

tokyo vice is cinematically too beautiful to watch on small screens and it feels criminal doing so

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Bill @hyperbillic

2 years ago

Let’s fucking goooo

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2 years ago

Let’s fucking goooo

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Bill @hyperbillic

2 years ago

This was 5+ years ago but when I worked at a high end bowling alley, Jimmy Butler came through and bought the vip room all the time. One time some girl called him out. I hid him but he never came back 😞