Pat Hanke @iProjectPat

To live doesn't mean you're alive. Avid Buckeyes, Indians, and Browns fan. Weird life liver. OH-IO! Joined November 2009

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Pat Hanke @iProjectPat

5 days ago

Idc you’re opinion but I’m proud to say my almost 7 year old daughter can sing word for word Rock This Bitch by Ben Folds

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Why do the little dick drivers in Columbus get so defensive when you give them a middle finger because they were going 100 in a 65? I honestly don’t get it. You clearly don’t like being called out, so why be a cock to get called out on? @OSHP has lost all control of Ohio hwys

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Pat Hanke @iProjectPat

3 months ago

@SWJMusic Called the number, this a snippet of a new song/album? 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

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Pat Hanke @iProjectPat

3 months ago

Where is the best place to get a pickup truck washed in Columbus? Don’t say MooMoo… their recent clean could have been better being cleaned by a blind wheelchair bound 90 year old man with a garden hose. @moomoocarwash y’all suck ass

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Pat Hanke @iProjectPat

3 months ago

@moomoocarwash y’all need to invest in better cleaning machines, and less into the highest pressure sales for monthly subscriptions. The clean I got today is horrendous. Worst car wash ever, will be asking for my $26 back as soon as I can go back.

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Pat Hanke @iProjectPat

5 months ago

I just called gas that’s $3.83/gal “dirt cheap” in my head. Something ain’t right

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Pat Hanke @iProjectPat

5 months ago

Tired of @Mcdonalds employing rude ass adults who can’t even read or do their job. Literally went to two McDonald’s today to try to get my normal lunch and BOTH fucked up a 2 item order. Can’t wait for the retards to get replaced with AI once and for all

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Pat Hanke @iProjectPat

5 months ago

Just a friendly warning. #claude is a lying piece of shit. It physically can’t do the simplest things that it claims it can do. Please don’t give them your money, you’ll get bugs, lies, horrible projects, and a massive frustration after they steal your money.

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Pat Hanke @iProjectPat

9 months ago

@flightdecke @UFLAviators @TMariew22

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Pat Hanke @iProjectPat

11 months ago

@BowTiedBroke Literally anything 😂

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Pat Hanke @iProjectPat

11 months ago

After many years of drinking one to two Monster energy drinks a day, it’s now been 4 days without and I feel great

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FFBuck 🏆 @FFbuckCLE

12 months ago

Jeremiah Smith is 721 yards away from Jenkins record 10 TDs away from Olaves record 64 receptions away from Egbukas record

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Pat Hanke @iProjectPat

12 months ago

I would give my left nut to have one of these

Johnny @j00ny369T

12 months ago

Sandbalsting old furniture.

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Pat Hanke @iProjectPat

a year ago

This adorable girl turns one today 🎉

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Woody @woodyVSworld

a year ago

I saw someone say Arvell Reese is a made up name so Jeremiah Smith can play defense 😭

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Pat Hanke @iProjectPat

a year ago

So fucking excited to see @SWJMusic on my birthday Saturday!

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Pat Hanke @iProjectPat

a year ago

What a show, awesome to watch someone so proud of being from Ohio.

Matt Rife @mattrife

a year ago

DIL-DO’s & DONTS

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Pat Hanke @iProjectPat

a year ago

Yeah cuz he’s an asshole

Matt Rife @mattrife

a year ago

DIL-DO’s & DONTS

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Matt Finkes @MattFinkes

2 years ago

If JJ was your hero in picture 1 but villain in picture 2, you’re not a true fan and you’re part of the problem with discourse in this country. Go Bucks! USA!