Mr. Sarcasm @iTweetOriginal
Pardon my tweets, they're are all over the place. Pasadena, CA Joined July 2010-
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Those are some big titties under that David Bowie tee, gurl
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I guess Stevie Wonder crossed himself off the "this isn't about me" list after hearing Nicki Minaj's "Lookin Ass Nigga"
What dipshit puts 23k miles on a car in a year & never driven it out of SoCal? Oh yeah, that's right, I know who.......ME
Signs of Alcoholism: Your black & drinking Arrogant Bastard Ale
I like how dudes fav pornstars tweets. It's they're way of telling them "Im following you" a 2nd time.
Not to be a buzzkill, but chasing your dreams isn't the greatest idea if u think about, b/c technically it involves sleepwalking #Dangerous
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No big winner in Saturday night’s Powerball drawing; jackpot rolls to $400 million
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L.N. (Lesbian Now) Page
Diddy revisits the "tryna get Grants like Horace" line & comes to the conclusion that Grant Hill was the more popular Grant at that time
#AskRack? You mean like talk to some tits?
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Sam Jackson drives in a black suit, Jheri Curl wig, with a chrome-plated pistol in hand calmly, until Problem's "What!" comes on & loses it
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Former Saint Darren Sharper is facing 7 rape charges. No wonder he's a FORMER Saint, am I right??
Booooooooooo.....let the Mascots dunk
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Asked my kid if she's friends with Drake and she said yes. She's a fucking liar because Drake is still on a strict "no new friends" policy.
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Lil Kim's ' Baby Bump ' is also plastic surgery,
1 less ring in the logo we're talking about Audi's instead of The Olympics
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