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hey @kristykorcz , you should totally get a show or something. OMGZ
#hugefan of sharks w/ frickin' laser beams attached to their head. And dogs w/ bees in their mouths, and when they bark they shoot bees.
I just bet a homeless man $100 he couldn't win a staring contest with the sun. He lost and said "... #imgoingtohell http://bit.ly/aSIoqS
Told my boyfriend I was pregnant, and I let him sit on the news for a good 10 minutes before Apri... #imgoingtohell http://bit.ly/9IOm8g
Stole sonograms from receptionists desk. Faxing them to random numbers with "I'm pregnant and it... #imgoingtohell http://bit.ly/cH8wpO
This guy told me "enjoy a great ressurrection sunday". I got offended. Thought he said "enjoy a g... #imgoingtohell http://bit.ly/aHWXxk
My drunk mum fell asleep, I couldn't hear south park over her snoring so I threw a dog toy and th... #imgoingtohell http://bit.ly/cqJems
Check out http://www.imgoing2hell4this.com for some hilariously sinful anecdotes. #imgoingtohell
Today, i found out an old acquaintance from high school died, and i was happy about it. I'm going... #imgoingtohell http://bit.ly/7EnMyk
Michael Jay Fox is quivering in anticipation to meet you. I'm going to hell for this. #imgoingtohell http://bit.ly/d2MTnB
Today, I laughed at a retarded person on the bus. I'm going to hell for this. #imgoingtohell http://bit.ly/7mybgv
For the past few weeks, my girlfriend has been acting suspiciously, and I suspected she was cheat... #imgoingtohell http://bit.ly/4OPDBw
Finished a third-grader's social studies report for her, to get it over with. I'm going to hell f... #imgoingtohell http://bit.ly/biFJPd
Was under-charged for breakfast this morning and walked away with a smile instead of being honest... #imgoingtohell http://bit.ly/aKJBiq
Today, I ran out of money, and I really really wanted some weed. I decided to dip into my brother... #imgoingtohell http://bit.ly/5qHesH
Today, as I was riding the subway on the way home, a morbidly obese girl got on. So i started to ... #iamgoing2hell http://bit.ly/dBLbwc
Was under-charged for breakfast this morning and walked away with a smile instead of being honest... #iamgoing2hell http://bit.ly/aKJBiq
Last night, at my buddy's place, I ventured into his garage where he keeps his german shepherd. ... #iamgoing2hell http://bit.ly/bH99dd
Today, I performed oral sex on my paraplegic friend, against his will. I'm going to hell for this. #iamgoing2hell http://bit.ly/cO3odD
Benny Isaac @benjami00439694
60 Followers 794 Following I am in eclectic histrionic, writer who is definitely autistic
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9K Followers 8K Following Beautiful disaster| Recovering Dr. Kevorkian of Botany| Empath| Fiancee Era| Kinda Funny| Believes in Pink| Votes Blue| #Resist | Virgo| Musical Junkie
Heather J. Wellingto @HeatherWelll
130 Followers 1K Following
sean pigott @Seanpig
23 Followers 90 Following
kerrie @kerrielang
33 Followers 163 Following
Jason Ross @jasonmross
98 Followers 539 Following
Rodrick @RODRlCK
93 Followers 219 Following
KpopN Don @AZNundercover
133 Followers 242 Following From The Silicon Desert 🌵 now in Silicon Valley🌲. Love for Music.🎧 Love for Wrestling. 🤼♂️ Love for Basketball. 🏀 (Go Dubs!) Love for Video Games. 🎮
Heather Anuta @HeatherAnuta
148 Followers 368 Following Chicago to Ohio and now soaking in the Arizona sun. I love watching/working in TV.
Nithin Reddy @NReddyXIII
172 Followers 662 Following
Kyle Thornton @KylePThornton
318 Followers 1K Following Producer of movies in MN, as well as Tech Sales person
Matticus Naus @TheRealMatticus
33 Followers 62 Following Ontario raised, moved to Yellowknife Feb. 2013, and about to make a run for Calgary!
Jill 'Abbate' Dugan @jndugan27
59 Followers 240 Following
Senua 🇺🇦🌻 @Senua
1K Followers 6K Following Curmudgeon. Atheist. Yellow dog Democrat. Old, cranky, and very very tired. she/her see pinned post for my threads, where my other places are listed
Matt F. @Tdirrty
167 Followers 611 Following I'm a man whose opinions are only matched by their motherfuckery
Stephanie Stafford @stephelise77
421 Followers 2K Following Cajun Texas Girl in Ohio. Loves animals, a good martini, crappy wine, UFC, physics, owls, cooking, my boxers, my chickens, happiness, and hugs!
Sleeping Bags @sleepingbags
46K Followers 46K Following Student, Life and Health Licensed, ELP, Energetic, Pioneer, Introvert, Napper, Gamer, Baller, Artist, Gifted, Spider-Man, Reader, Audible Master, Movies, Music,
Adam Bredlow @Adam_Bredlow
234 Followers 713 Following Salam I am Miss nigeria contestant and now looking for awesome man to support me.
hannah @uRfanta_C
0 Followers 2 Following
clinton @entrafficen
73 Followers 371 Following
Neil @Solat37
445 Followers 983 Following Swimmin upstream against the shopping trolleys. Only dead fish go with the flow.
Peter Gibbs @petergibbs1
490 Followers 1K Following Well its 22 years done in the Royal Navy I'm now working at Phase 1 in HMS Raleigh and looking forward to living the Norwich City dream this season.
Lynnette mayhew @AccessoryVault
21 Followers 156 Following
biglos @biglos
312 Followers 845 Following Hip Hop Producer trapped in the corporate world. Proud father!
Erin Drake @funluvingurl7a
22 Followers 169 Following
Angelena Riney @Karleenzacmr
23 Followers 148 Following
Be I. Hovanesia @BeIHovanesia
304 Followers 1K Following
Alex Kallos @AlexKallos
0 Followers 141 Following
Rowdy Trouser Snakes @RwdyTrousrSnake
210 Followers 1K Following Working on the greatest album ever smelled, The Unstoppable Queef, breaking down all barriers of taste, releasing from a quim: STAY TUNED, RETWEET @ reply US
V @victoriagarza
2K Followers 3K Following
Julie Larocque @Djoolie
2 Followers 30 Following
Jenny A @JenElizA84
599 Followers 2K Following
Irlandia @Irlandia
4K Followers 5K Following “You can’t promote principled anti corruption action without pissing off corrupt people." George 😊Kent
Little Episodes @littleepisodes
723 Followers 1K Following Using the Arts to de-stigmatise depression & addiction - Promoting LGBT equality @QueerEpisodes
Carolina Gill @happy_girl_1mw
17 Followers 216 Following
Laura Elliott @sipndibrunello
4K Followers 4K Following Proud recipient of one Twitter violation. I spew nonsense-join in! It’s a good hang. Brevity is the soul of Twit. #PrisonReform she/her/ante up
freetutorialstore @free_tutorials
551 Followers 1K Following
Ray Gill @raygill1
22K Followers 28K Following Runner, Coach, Triathlete, Active Lifestyle Addict. Learn how to get Fit for Life, I'll help you build muscle & lose fat with an effective workout plan.
Mariana Anderson @manderson_kitty
1K Followers 1K Following
Michael @spudrph
919 Followers 3K Following he/him #transrightsarehumanrights #gayrightsarehumanrights
Kent Wilson @lkentwilson
1K Followers 3K Following New-ish Arizonan, dad, baseball fan. Likes: Seinfeld, history, and good public policy. #hoyasaxa #goldenrule
L to the OG @tokyoacid
1K Followers 3K Following adult acne sufferer | ambassador to new jersey | she/her
Valerie Ngo @va_ngo
287 Followers 526 Following Marketing Manager @ Brivia Group by day, 3 year old by night.
Chris Thorn @TGTK_Chris
521 Followers 4K Following xbox live and PSN JCrichton77 Nintendo Switch code is 8165-8359-8302 Message me w urs if u add ne
V @victoriagarza
2K Followers 3K Following
Jackie Nikol @KemiOmigbemi
618 Followers 603 Following Owner of Undeniable Alchemy, Undeniable Ink and Undeniable Magazine
barbi @barbibouvier
115 Followers 122 Following Yo. I'm at a difft twitter, join me if ya wanna here: http://t.co/zMxlD4rvNi
Jason Millar @jmillar31
116 Followers 152 Following
Marissa @MJBertolotti
46 Followers 42 Following Free spirit shackled by a conscience and limited reserve of benjamins. you can follow me, but i dont know where im going.
Heather Anuta @HeatherAnuta
148 Followers 368 Following Chicago to Ohio and now soaking in the Arizona sun. I love watching/working in TV.
Jeremy Armstrong @JeremyArmstrong
44 Followers 656 Following I pick heavy things up and then I set them back down..
Isaac Ramirez @kingcrono1
98 Followers 283 Following
Dave Ryder 🌊💙�... @daveryder
30K Followers 31K Following #FBR Musician. Free music @ https://t.co/kzKDmKTwpZ Liberal Dem St. Louis #Resist 🌊2024🌊 Ridin with Biden- NO MAGA🚫
John Coates @FrenemyTRS
36 Followers 71 Following
May @maaayyy
110 Followers 354 Following Social media professional by day, writer also by day because I'm in bed by 11. Find me in @theopalclub_ and @CleaningGlitter #writingcommunity
Louish @louish
152 Followers 153 Following Paramotor Pilot, Programmer, Web Developer, Graphic Designer, Photographer, Videographer, Chakra Balancer, Frequency Aligner, Linux, Apache, MySql, PHP +
Adam | palico_knight @that_3d_guy
71 Followers 488 Following 3D Artist / Gamer / Prop Collector twitch: palico_knight
ElPadroni @ElPadroni
37 Followers 413 Following
Evans Tomassini @motoceles
60 Followers 89 Following
Jon @jon426
642 Followers 2K Following Landscape Architect, CAD Manager, IT Manager, Social Network Creator, Geek.
Niineboy.eth @Niineboy_eth
462 Followers 1K Following
Senua 🇺🇦🌻 @Senua
1K Followers 6K Following Curmudgeon. Atheist. Yellow dog Democrat. Old, cranky, and very very tired. she/her see pinned post for my threads, where my other places are listed
Shawn Lebbon @slebbon
18 Followers 76 Following
Alex Stevens @ASwankster
3 Followers 25 Following
Abbas @abbasali
410 Followers 423 Following
McCam @CamMcCam
201 Followers 385 Following Opinions are my own....and are probably poorly informed. I mostly just yell at athletes.
Wayne @Wayneovermyhead
163 Followers 106 Following A Husband, Father, Teacher, Gamer, Coach, Friend...
Billy @indyrs2
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