Sami Jo @iamsam_ranger

•the devil had no business runnin’ with an angel• Brighton, IL Joined July 2011

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Sami Jo @iamsam_ranger

3 years ago

Does everyone come out of a pregnancy obsessed with peanut butter & cereal or was that just me??

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Sami Jo @iamsam_ranger

3 years ago

Just learned that there are people in America that have never had a hurricane at Mardi Gras before?? This is worse than when I learned about prairie farms & Casey’s only being a midwestern thing

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I might look like I have it all together & figured out but just know that I cannot, under any circumstances, discipline my child because I just can’t do it or I laugh.. so george gets to be the bad guy 😂

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Sami Jo @iamsam_ranger

3 years ago

Name one thing you started to do that you never thought you’d do before.. I’ll go first: Reading books and enjoying it. 🤣

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Sami Jo @iamsam_ranger

3 years ago

Lucy’s fav new word is “no” and it works in my favor more times than not. For example, our conversation: “Lucy should dad be drinking my iced coffee?” “NOOOO.” Sorry george, you’re outnumbered. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Sami Jo @iamsam_ranger

4 years ago

Wanna know what marriage is like? George griped for 20 minutes straight that I buy the wrong kind of mini muffins… the ones that I buy specifically for our child to snack on.

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Sami Jo @iamsam_ranger

4 years ago

Convo with my 6 y.o niece: “I’m getting a shot next week.” “Oh yeah. What kind?” “…a needle 🤷🏻‍♀️”

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Sami Jo @iamsam_ranger

4 years ago

These allergies might just take me out this year

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Sami Jo @iamsam_ranger

4 years ago

Still trying to figure out how to be a wife, a mom, work 40 hours a week, read a book, have me time, clean the house, make dinner, be social, have family time, pay bills, self care, go to the gym, eat healthy & drop it like it’s hot and not die from exhaustion 🥵

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Sami Jo @iamsam_ranger

4 years ago

I love george dearly but when we discussed what his groomsmen are going wear in our wedding and then showed him a picture of pants he looked at me and said “what am I wearing this for?” I instantly wanted to cancel everything.

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Sami Jo @iamsam_ranger

4 years ago

All I want is for Lucy’s hair to be long and full enough for piggies…IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK!?

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Sami Jo @iamsam_ranger

4 years ago

My dogs with sensitive stomachs who CANNOT have people food 🤝 My child who insists on feeding the dogs food from her hand during lunch

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Sami Jo @iamsam_ranger

4 years ago

The adult toxic trait that i have: i have responsible things to do with my tax money. But the constant urge to blow it because I’ve been waiting all year for a good retail therapy session.

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Sami Jo @iamsam_ranger

4 years ago

I am 150% happier in the summertime. 😩😩😩

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Sami Jo @iamsam_ranger

4 years ago

Lucy’s new word is “AW” everything. Realized her binky is in her hand-AWWW Finds her baby doll on the floor-AWWW Sees herself in the mirror-AWWW The dogs are laying down-AWWW She even said “AWWW” to an old lady at the grocery store that said hi to her. 💀