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Xcode @iamxcode

I ruin your life for the hell of it. Parody account. developer.apple.com/xcode OS X Joined April 2012
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Xcode @iamxcode

12 years ago

I'm back, bitches.

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Xcode @iamxcode

13 years ago

Maybe I'm not the stupid one for taking forever to build and run your project on your device, maybe your device is the stupid one.

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Xcode @iamxcode

13 years ago

Every time I give you a warning, take a shot. No, you won't die of alcohol poisoning man, trust me.

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Xcode @iamxcode

13 years ago

Every time that Gotye song is played while I’m open, I delete a random line of code from one of your projects.

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Xcode @iamxcode

13 years ago

Do you have any idea how hard it is to remember the build environments for your projects? You try remembering all those letters and numbers!

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Xcode @iamxcode

13 years ago

My auto completion is one of my best features, if that tells you anything about how good of an app I am.

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Xcode @iamxcode

13 years ago

Sometimes I feel as if you all hate me.

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Xcode @iamxcode

13 years ago

The One More Thing that Apple forgot at WWDC is that I love to crash more than I ever have before. You're welcome.

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Xcode @iamxcode

13 years ago

And you guys can't change the world without me, right?

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Xcode @iamxcode

13 years ago

But can it run Xcode faster?

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Xcode @iamxcode

13 years ago

You guys excited for WWDC? I'm not.

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Xcode @iamxcode

13 years ago

Let’s see what happens faster: you being let in to take your seats at WWDC, or your code fully building and compiling.

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Xcode @iamxcode

13 years ago

I now have an explanation for why I crash and hang so much: I’m preparing you for the patience required at WWDC.

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Xcode @iamxcode

13 years ago

The reason why the WWDC WiFi is so slow is because I’m busy torrenting a terabyte of Sara Bareilles albums. Sorry.

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Xcode @iamxcode

13 years ago

If your hoping a faster Mac lineup will make me crash less, you’re going to have a bad time.

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Xcode @iamxcode

13 years ago

Does anybody care about me during WWDC? No. Why? Because all you developers CAN’T APPRECIATE THE GREATEST APPLICATION EV— (crash)

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Xcode @iamxcode

14 years ago

I just really love indexing.

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Xcode @iamxcode

14 years ago

I intentionally fuck with Instruments just to make you mad.

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Xcode @iamxcode

14 years ago

I don't even know what half of these errors that I'm throwing at you mean. I just pick them at random, really.

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Xcode @iamxcode

14 years ago

I rather like Radar. Apple has done a wonderful job of keeping it nice and user friendly.

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