morgan @if_u_knu

probably hell ngl Joined February 2015

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morgan @if_u_knu

3 years ago

all is fair in hate and traffic

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going through my drafts and found this gem: no one is more dependable than a fuck buddy on your birthday. and nothing will have me cleaning my room so quick and thorough as not knowing who’s room we’re going to. got me out here dusting my tv and shit 🙄

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morgan @if_u_knu

3 years ago

Someone get me some VIP tix pls bc I’ve proved my loyalty #SpotifyWrapped ⁦@maroon5⁩ ⁦@adamlevine⁩

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morgan @if_u_knu

3 years ago

how am i supposed to play magic w strangers if i don’t even know how discord works 😭 pls i’m so confused rn,, what’s wrong w groupme and a color coded google calendar??

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morgan @if_u_knu

3 years ago

i’m still team betty. it was a close race

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morgan @if_u_knu

3 years ago

four hoes from my last phase have hit me up again in the last week so obviously i’m not the problem,, just my choices

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morgan @if_u_knu

3 years ago

ig this means women and non fertile people for the hoe phases now on,, prob should have been doing that from the start but oh well

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morgan @if_u_knu

3 years ago

i need a groupme to be made of all the people from my graduating class who have tattoos now so i can see them and judge their style and artist choices

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morgan @if_u_knu

5 years ago

this is unorthodox but can other countries please HELP US

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morgan @if_u_knu

3 years ago

survived my first mosh pit, didn’t lose my phone, got sprayed by stage water, and touched waka flocka. good times

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morgan @if_u_knu

3 years ago

how are y’all’s scores looking?? def thought blocked would be higher tbh

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morgan @if_u_knu

4 years ago

“i see your self report scores here and for anything 2 or below on this question we have to evaluate further” lmao. the number of pauses to think about my words in that convo was astronomical