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𝕒 𝕝 𝕖 𝕩 𝕚 𝕤 @ilovealexis

gemini, bartender, nap taker, avid tv watcher and music enthusiast that Corey Feldman called silly once.💚🦖🪲🐊🌵👽 instagram.com/lex_montana_wi… california🌴 Joined February 2009
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𝕒 𝕝 𝕖 𝕩 𝕚 𝕤 @ilovealexis

5 hours ago

Mendeecees wants to be single and "living his best life" ..dude is so jealous of Scrappy, it's not about the egg. he's just going to keep having problems with everything. send him back to the streets already. #LHHATL

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𝕒 𝕝 𝕖 𝕩 𝕚 𝕤 @ilovealexis

6 hours ago

i was offered $100 for my worn underwear. that seems low to me, right? i'm supposed to wear them for two whole days and a night, and take a picture of them on. he's got to be reselling them.. either way. no thank you. keep your pocket change.

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𝕒 𝕝 𝕖 𝕩 𝕚 𝕤 @ilovealexis

2 days ago

well i better start looking for another job.. because if i'm going to be up all night, there ain't no way i'm putting in hours on a day shift.

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𝕒 𝕝 𝕖 𝕩 𝕚 𝕤 @ilovealexis

2 days ago

wow, i'm so glad i took those beaver drugs (melatonin) only to pass out before midnight and wake up 2 hours later, like i don't have to wake up at 8am.

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𝕒 𝕝 𝕖 𝕩 𝕚 𝕤 @ilovealexis

2 days ago

hi. welcome to the Danielle is delusional and a horrible person club. you're new here, but it's okay, now that you're not so focused on hating Lindsay, you seem to be on the same Paige as the rest of us. we have weekly meetings to discuss her weirdo behavior. #SummerHouse

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Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo

3 days ago

If you're a West stan and an OG #SummerHouse watcher with 7 minutes to spare, this is the best recap EVER!

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𝕒 𝕝 𝕖 𝕩 𝕚 𝕤 @ilovealexis

4 days ago

the fact that Brock would rather float around in a speedo instead of putting his daughter to bed and just wants to have a nanny so he can go out more, not so he can get a job says a lot. he still has deadbeat dad tendencies, but at least he's still in the same country. #PumpRules

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𝕒 𝕝 𝕖 𝕩 𝕚 𝕤 @ilovealexis

4 days ago

i said this two days ago and now look.. #SanJoseSharks

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𝕒 𝕝 𝕖 𝕩 𝕚 𝕤 @ilovealexis

5 days ago

#TheProgram i'd ask why these places are still allowed to run, but it's all about money and those contributions to certain political parties, lining pockets to keep it going unchecked. hopefully more survivors will speak out, laws will change and those monsters will go to prison.

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𝕒 𝕝 𝕖 𝕩 𝕚 𝕤 @ilovealexis

5 days ago

i bet school shootings would happen a lot less if the shooter went to prison forever and the parents did some hard time too for supplying the weapon. #SinsOfTheParents

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𝕒 𝕝 𝕖 𝕩 𝕚 𝕤 @ilovealexis

6 days ago

well okay then. last year i wanted to read 12 books, i read 2! this year i wanted to try for 10, it was more reasonable than 12. but here we are in April and i did it. i'm really proud of myself. so what now? try to see how many i actually can read in a year? challenge accepted.

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𝕒 𝕝 𝕖 𝕩 𝕚 𝕤 @ilovealexis

6 days ago

i was all set to hate read Lala's book, since she on a downtick for me this season, she's moving weird. but.. i actually find her really relatable. i was also bullied in every grade in every school. i am pretty unliked by the masses still and often have things blamed on me.

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𝕒 𝕝 𝕖 𝕩 𝕚 𝕤 @ilovealexis

6 days ago

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

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𝕒 𝕝 𝕖 𝕩 𝕚 𝕤 @ilovealexis

7 days ago

okay, but hear me out.. what if someone pays me $30 per hour to read books, pet my dog, watch tv and nap?! i'll still take an unpaid 30 minute lunch and 2 15s for every 9 hour shift.

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𝕒 𝕝 𝕖 𝕩 𝕚 𝕤 @ilovealexis

7 days ago

oh man. ew. his scraggly beard only grows from under his jaw down and it's touching your shoulder.

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lex in tx @alexissTyler

a week ago

When i have a post go viral and bad vibes twitter starts commenting

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𝕒 𝕝 𝕖 𝕩 𝕚 𝕤 @ilovealexis

a week ago

i have two half smoked joints from a fairly well known comedian. i don't want to smoke them, because i'm afraid they'll have me looking like the old lady up the street who feeds all the cats too. but it is 420. 🌳💨

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Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo

2 weeks ago

Kristen: “It is *so* hard being an empath.” #TheValley Editors: 💀

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𝕒 𝕝 𝕖 𝕩 𝕚 𝕤 @ilovealexis

a week ago

i do not like Janet. she's fake as hell. she agrees with you and smiles in your face, then talks shit in confessionals. same with Michelle. both of them can go, take Brittany with you. i only like Nia and dare i say, Kristen. #TheValley

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𝕒 𝕝 𝕖 𝕩 𝕚 𝕤 @ilovealexis

a week ago

at first i didn't know if he was a legitimate chiropractor, i thought this was his thing for porn and these girls are actors because it's all just a little too horny, but it's real. just like their thirst.

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None Of My Friends Watch Anime. @nomfwanime

a week ago

at first i didn't know if he was a legitimate chiropractor, i thought this was his thing for porn and these girls are actors because it's all just a little too horny, but it's real. just like their thirst. https://t.co/XEG2iscDZf

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