Lauren @imhexproof
Sports fan, mom, educator, and follower of the truth. (She/Her) Houston, TX Joined December 2011-
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Grade A Demon Slayer Hater
Grade A Demon Slayer Hater
The fact that the RANGERS eliminated us with a HBP feels like the broken bic pen splattering a bleeding period to the end of this season. Last time we had an October off my oldest child was 5 months old. What do you mean I get to enjoy the beginning of the Rockets season now?
The fact that the RANGERS eliminated us with a HBP feels like the broken bic pen splattering a bleeding period to the end of this season. Last time we had an October off my oldest child was 5 months old. What do you mean I get to enjoy the beginning of the Rockets season now?
I managed to have to oldest grand child and only granddaughter on my entire family's side. AND the namesake grandson on my husband's side! I can't lose!
I managed to have to oldest grand child and only granddaughter on my entire family's side. AND the namesake grandson on my husband's side! I can't lose!
If you bought all the #DemonSlayerInfinityCastle tumblers at @AMCTheatres to resell them...your mom's a ho. I busted my ass to go opening weekend to get my kid one and they are sold out everywhere 🤦♀️
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I’m running for the U.S. Senate. Billionaires have taken over Texas and taken over America — but together, we can take power back for working people. Join this movement: jamestalarico.com
Two of the franchises I dislike the most have my child’s favorite anime. Ugggghhhhhh
Two of the franchises I dislike the most have my child’s favorite anime. Ugggghhhhhh
An official statement regarding Roblox:
On sight. One thing we do not do is mess with Houston's GOAT.
On sight. One thing we do not do is mess with Houston's GOAT.
You’re welcome for not owning his Jersey, I have not cursed him from being an Astro. *stares at Bregman jersey hanging in closet*
You’re welcome for not owning his Jersey, I have not cursed him from being an Astro. *stares at Bregman jersey hanging in closet*
Is he the new Silly Siri I needed in my life?
Is he the new Silly Siri I needed in my life?
Ahahahahahahaha
I wonder if Cleveland will get the same energy Houston got, especially if it comes out they were throwing games or altering game performances based on their bets?
I wonder if Cleveland will get the same energy Houston got, especially if it comes out they were throwing games or altering game performances based on their bets?
A reporter just contacted me to write an article about this. So, please share. Each new share brings new eyes. We need a temporary space. So, if you know any churches, schools, other entities with available space, please share or send me the information.
A reporter just contacted me to write an article about this. So, please share. Each new share brings new eyes. We need a temporary space. So, if you know any churches, schools, other entities with available space, please share or send me the information.
I own these comics. I NEED this on film. My yearning for thissssssss!
I own these comics. I NEED this on film. My yearning for thissssssss!
Look, say what you will, but Correa is one of my favorites. Same with Maldy. If he came back, he could be the bat boy and I would be happy.
Look, say what you will, but Correa is one of my favorites. Same with Maldy. If he came back, he could be the bat boy and I would be happy.
Politicians are not monoliths. If they are on the list, burn them to the ground.
Politicians are not monoliths. If they are on the list, burn them to the ground.
My team….they need help🥲
My team….they need help🥲 https://t.co/vzfH8tpByJ
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