michael @imonlyhalfwhite
:) rock bottom Joined October 2013-
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30 mins in the restroom at work #LordDontMakeMeTakeTheShoesOff😣😣
36… god would need 36 of his mightiest to get my tongue out of her dirt star
No need to fïght over me dis summer, ima date all of you
do u yearn for me like i yearn for u be honest
I love when a girl hates her boyfriend but likes me 😇
*clears throat” Hola
imma deadbeat cousin I hate family reunions
holy shit
Max Holloway is the definition of BMF. This was just cooooooold.
coldest shit i’ve ever seen
undiagnosed but my twitter says a lot
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crying
@postedinthecrib 😭😭 “hey man nice weather we’re having” Nigga i’m bout to put a hole in this toilet leave me alone
@aramatize #ThatOneCoworker Who’ll still form conversation despite you fighting for your fucking life
@postedinthecrib i wouldn’t wish a #NakedWorkShit on anybody
she is my lock screen, home screen, apple watch screen, i have polaroids of her in my wallet and phone case, and also photo booth pictures of her on my desk.. im cooked chat
Photos and Videos from the wedding party (A thread from 🦦)
I LOVE WALKING SO MUCH I love strolling through tiny streets and listening to music and exploring neighbourhoods and cafés and going wherever the road leads me I am a professional walk lover
Went to visit my girl and her TV was on HDMI 2 with nothing plugged to it