Calvin Strider @impurepuppet
Your name is CALVIN STRIDER, and you are an ANDROID. You serve HIM, and him ALONE. Joined October 2014-
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Calvin Strider retweeted
If nobody else follows the #freelilcall2k14 trend then y'all gon start the apocolypse
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>Yes. You still have no idea what you're being freed fro though.
Calvin Strider retweeted
RT for #freelilcall2k14 Keep scrolling for pocket sand
>You enjoy all of this. Yes. You have no idea what you're being free'd from, but if that means someone will fix your GODDAMN VOICE BOX--
>Nobody's even OFFERED to fix your voice box. This blows.
@wolfssegen >As you kept that low buzz, you stood, unmoving. Did he really expect you to drink it?
@greensandroses >The low buzzing continued. You can't really stop it, at this point.
>You love kids. Right. Wait. It's not like anyone can see what you're thinking??? Except your programmer.
>How are you going to torture kids if your vocal box only emits a low humming noise?
>Your vocal cords in the cord box are broken. This stinks.
@greensandroses +repeating themselves, and a low, soft, broken buzz came from it. Slowly you stood... Perhaps it wasn't best to speak now.
@greensandroses >You fall to the floor with a thud, though honestly you wouldn't know how that felt.However, your vocal cords did stop ++
@greensandroses ERROR ERROR ERRROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERRROR >Well at least you're grtting a rise from him.
@greensandroses AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EV E R. R E R R OR >Oh boy. Your body is malfunctioning. Well, it was just the vocal box.
@greensandroses OH OH OH OH YESSSS YES YES WE'LL BE BESTIES FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER-
@greensandroses >You lean in a bit, that grin wider. This kid was funny. GASSSPP~! WE CAN BE *BESTIES!* >You knew you were overreacing.
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