incorrect ateez @incorrect8eez

(don’t take it too seriously) | ateez (london) 30/4-2022 ❤️ | plz help me get my babies here: https://t.co/L5UEOV1zjN | Joined November 2019

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incorrect ateez @incorrect8eez

3 years ago

san, flirting with wooyoung: if i were dating you. well, heh. let's just say that horses wouldn't be called 'horses' anymore wooyoung: hey what the fuck does that mean? san: wooyoung: I'm shaking, what does that mean?

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incorrect ateez @incorrect8eez

3 years ago

hongjoong: FOUR MONTHS! wooyoung: why is he yelling at you? jongho: just ignore hi- hongjoong: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!

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3 years ago

san: hi, i stole your identity, i've been living as you for a week hongjoong: san: hongjoong: san: *just starts crying* hongjoong: *hugs san* hey, it's okay. san: *loud crying* like, how do you even get up in the morning? hongjoong : shh, i know, i know. it's gonna be okay

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incorrect ateez @incorrect8eez

3 years ago

wooyoung: *purposely trips and falls into san's lap* oh, I'm so sorry. san: no, it's okay. wooyoung: *snuggling into san's chest* i'm soooooo clumsy…

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3 years ago

wooyoung: this is mv boyfriend, san! yeosang: vou deserve someone better, someone who isn't a mess wooyoung: but i love him yeosang: shut up, i wasn't talking to you

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incorrect ateez @incorrect8eez

3 years ago

mingi: i just want to cuddle yunho: we could do more than cuddle, if you want mingi: what? you mean like kissing? yunho: *exhales* sure. like kissing.

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incorrect ateez @incorrect8eez

3 years ago

hongjoong, talking: take- [ateez, at the same time ] mingi: -on meeee (take on me) jongho: -me higherrr wooyoung: -me to church san: -a hinT TAKE A HINT

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incorrect ateez @incorrect8eez

3 years ago

seonghwa, answering the phone: hello? killer: i can see you seonghwa: oh, would you like to come inside? it's chilly outside and it'd be bad if you caught a cold. you can have dinner with jongho, yunho and me if you'd like to killer: killer, tearing up: that would be nice

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3 years ago

san: is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room mingi: i’ve gotten in trouble for jerking it in one so san: but is it illegal mingi: i jerked off in a dressing room do I sound like a lawyer

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incorrect ateez @incorrect8eez

3 years ago

hongjoong: i did warn you, didn't i? wooyoung: ya you did hongjoong: but did you listen? wooyoung: nope hongjoong: do you ever listen? wooyoung: nah hongjoong: are you listening now? wooyoung: no

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incorrect ateez @incorrect8eez

3 years ago

wooyoung: now it's your turn seonghwa hyung, tell us your secret seonghwa: okay... uh, i might have a crush on hongjoong jongho: we said a secret, hyung

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incorrect ateez @incorrect8eez

3 years ago

yunho: mingi, can i read your palm? mingi: for? yunho: fortune telling! [takes his hand and looks into the creases] i see something in your future mingi:…what is it? yunho: [holds mingi’s hand] yunho: me

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3 years ago

seonghwa: here is my wall of inspirational people jongho: isn't that just pictures of hongjoong? seonghwa: he inspires me

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3 years ago

hongjoong: if mingi jumped off a cliff, would you too? san: i would kill the cliff and then myself, why?

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3 years ago

wooyoung: i wanna dye my hair again hair stylist: no wooyoung: i figured you'd say that. wooyoung: hence why I brought a guest. opens door] jongho: [entering] hello. hair stylist: oh fuc-

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incorrect ateez @incorrect8eez

3 years ago

jongho: what's for dinner? san: i can't tell you, it's a soup-prise. jongho: is it soup? san: i soup-pose it could be. jongho: enough with the soup puns! san: you never soup-port my jokes [five minutes later] jongho: it was fucking TACOS.

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incorrect ateez @incorrect8eez

3 years ago

jongho: do you want to know my favorite quote? wooyoung: sure jongho: you can love somebody, and when you love somebody, you never forget them. wooyoung: my parents forgot me in a parking lot twice

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incorrect ateez @incorrect8eez

3 years ago

yeosang: esto es tu culpa! mingi: no, it's not! san: you speak spanish? mingi: no, i just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language he speaks.

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3 years ago

seonghwa: busy? hongjoong: free for you. busy for others. seonghwa: stop being so cute hongjoong: cute for you. rude for others.

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3 years ago

hongjoong: [standing in front of wooyoung, pointing a sword] do you feel threatened? wooyoung: no hongjoong: [corners him against the wall, menacing] what do you feel now? wooyoung: horny