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aquarium attendant: sir please leave the fish in the tanks emman: *swimming around and scooping them up* THEY'RE DROWNING

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joy: you read my diary? hector: at first i didn't think it was your diary, i thought it was a very sad handwritten novel

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joy: i like it that we say oh man to express disappointment joy: because men, in fact, are truly disappointing. hector: wha-

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hector: my dad has a gold tooth emman: w o w joy: mY dAd hAs dIaBeTes

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make an aheb cover of helpless, then a joy cover of burn where she burns all the photos of her with emman, hector and aj after the graduation

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hector: do you wanna see a butterfly? joy: yeah hector: [throws an entire bar of butter across the room]

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*at a restaurant* emman: hey are you single? mylene: yeah emman: [takes the extra chair in front of her] emman: ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏˢ

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antonio: i have feelings for you hector: ...really? antonio: i feel you're a piece of shit

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banlaoi: give a girl turon and you feed her for a day banlaoi: ᵗᵉᵃᶜʰ ᵃ ᵍⁱʳˡ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵗᵘʳᵒⁿ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ʰᵉʳ ᵃ ᵖʳᵒˢᵗⁱᵗᵘᵗᵉ ʷʰⁱˡᵉ ᵗʰʳᵉᵃᵗᵉⁿⁱⁿᵍ ʰᵉʳ ⁱⁿᵗᵒ ᵈʳᵘᵍ ᵇᵘˢⁱⁿᵉˢˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᶠᵉᵉᵈ ʰᵉʳ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃ ˡⁱᶠᵉᵗⁱᵐᵉ

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emman: *answering a crossword puzzle* what's a nine letter word for betrayal joy: treach- hector: banlaoi joy: emman: emman: ... it doesn't even fit hector, with more conviction: b a n l a o i

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antonio: the glass is half empty hector: the glass is half-full antonio: i think you're full,,, oF sHIT

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emman: never microwave a coca-cola mylene: emman what did you do emman: i microwaved a coca-cola

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hector: i'm gonna play a song for you right now, it's called "my life so far" hector: *strums the ukelele* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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mylene: you're pretty fucking annoying emman: lol okay *later* emman: *smiling* she called me pretty aj: eMMAN NO-

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mylene: so do you have any world-changing thoughts? emman: lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake mylene: oh haha i meant political thoughts emman: oh the world is secretly dying and society is a deception

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*at room 214* hector: guys i have to pee but i'm too lazy aj: sounds like.. urine trouble emman: hector: hector: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT

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antonio: hector, if i wanted to kill myself, i'd jump from your ego to your IQ. hector: if i jumped from your ego to your IQ, i'd starve on the way down