(in)correct astro @incorrect_astro

things astro probably never said... unless? 🤔 Joined September 2019

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(in)correct astro @incorrect_astro

5 years ago

hi rohas! life's been very overwhelming for me lately, so unfortunately I'll be pretty inactive in the coming days. I'll still try my best to check replies & dms, but there won't be any new content for a little while. I'm sorry, I hope you understand 😭 I'll be back soon! 🌟💜

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5 years ago

moonbin: you know what? you're in time out. get on top of the fridge! get up there! sanha, climbing on top of the fridge: this house is a fuCKING NIGHTMARE!

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5 years ago

eunwoo: it's so cute when rocky. moonbin: eunwoo: moonbin: um... when rocky..? eunwoo: yes.

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5 years ago

sanha: hyung, do you want some tea? jinjin: yes, please. sanha: then get up and bring me one too. jinjin:

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5 years ago

mj: bin. moonbin: *pretends to be asleep* mj: biiiiin? mj: mj: so i adopted this cute cat... moonbin: really? mj: no, but since you're up, do you think that one day there might be a pigeon apocalypse? moonbin: *sighs loudly*

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5 years ago

jinjin: did you know that when you break a bone, it will heal back stronger? moonbin: huh. so what you're saying is, we all should break every single bone in our bodies and become invincible. jinjin: jinjin: i did not say this.

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5 years ago

rocky: gotta love knitting needles. i can make a hat, i can make a scarf, i can stab haters, i can make cute mittens... eunwoo: what was the middle part? rocky: i can make a scarf.

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5 years ago

jinjin: do you like eminem? mj: yeah, they're pretty tasty, but i prefer the chocolate ones over the peanuts, tho. jinjin: ...what? no, i mean the rapper. mj: why would you eat the wrapper?

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5 years ago

moonbin: are you having second thoughts? rocky: i never have second thoughts. that's the luxury of having great first thoughts.

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5 years ago

sanha: we've known each other for a while now and i've been thinking lately that maybe it's time to take a step forward in our relationship. rocky: what? sanha: *kneels down on one knee* rocky: sanha: *pulls out a sticky note* sanha: here, my wifi password.

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5 years ago

eunwoo: what do you guys love? astro: you. eunwoo: *sighs* eunwoo: i mean hobbies and things like that. astro: astro: you.

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5 years ago

mj: i'd like to make an announcement. mj: being an adult is a scam.

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5 years ago

rocky: do you need to stand so close to me? you're making me claustrophobic. sanha: what does it mean? mj: it means he's scared of santa claus. sanha: ho ho ho! mj: stop it, you're scaring him!