(in)correct earthmix @incorrect_em

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(in)correct earthmix @incorrect_em

7 months ago

mix: if you could steal anything without consequence, what would it be? earth: your heart. mix: *chokes*

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7 months ago

earth: you know what's my favourite element from the periodic table? mix: nope, what is it? earth: bromine mix: ohh why? earth: because you're mine, bro mix: b r o

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7 months ago

[ mix as a doctor ] mix: you need to eat healthy earth: no mix: the last patient didn't change their diet after i suggested they died earth: omg mix: in a plane crash earth: that sounds unrelated mix: i'm the one that crashed it. don't disobey me.

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7 months ago

earth: so... i'm inlove with you. you're so cute and beautiful and kind and sweet and i really wanna ask if you'd like to go on a date with me? mix: mix: boy we're married. earth: earth: does it mean you want to???

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7 months ago

earth: is that my shirt? mix: [ shirt reaching knees ] no.

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7 months ago

e: and if one day we broke up, we would still be friends? m: yes e: and having a house together? m: that's right e: and living together, and owning ten cats, and sleeping together, and having children eventually, like friends do? m: exactly

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7 months ago

judge: anything you say will be held against you earth: Mix's ass lawyer: fvck, he's good

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7 months ago

boom: do you like Mix? earth: WHAT? No, omg gross I would never! boom: so you wouldn't mind if I ask him ou-- earth: I will kill you with my bare hands!

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7 months ago

earth, drunkenly: what do you mean you don't wanna be my boyfriend??? mix, worried: earth... we've been married for 8 years-

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2 years ago

🙄

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2 years ago

earth: i know ypu don't love me anymore mix: *confused* what? earth: I KNOW YOU KISSED OTHER GUY I KNOW YOU LOVE HIM mix: w-. . . Earth? earth: WHAT mix: give. me. your. phone. earth: NO mix: *takes it* PIRAPAT WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT READING WATTPAD?!

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2 years ago

nah

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2 years ago

mix: i'm a little scared to go eat breakfast, we were really loud last night. earth: i'm sure it's fine. everyone was asleep. go ahead i'll be right there. *Neo sitting in the kitchen with coffee* mix: neo: mix: neo: sup daddy

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2 years ago

standwich 😌

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2 years ago

interviewer: so, you and earth are together now? mix: yeah interviewer: who made the first move? mix: Earth kissed me in front of an anti-gay protest. earth: *smirks in gay*

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2 years ago

earth: *looking at the stars* mix: what are you doing? earth: naming the stars after the people i love. mix: do i get a star? earth: baby, you get the sun.

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2 years ago

mix: if you keep being so sweet, people are going to start thinking that you're in love with me earth: what could have i ever possibly done to make you think i'm not?

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2 years ago

#EarthMix incorrect Earth: Mix, what's your favorite element from the periodic table? Mix: U Earth: *blushes* huh? me? Mix: Uranium! what the heck Earth?

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2 years ago

mix when someone looks at earth for a little too long:

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2 years ago

[ at the grocery store ] mix: i can't reach the crisps on the top shelf can you help? earth: [ grabs mix and holds him up, singing no matter what ] mix, to a passerby: i swear i don't know this man