incorrect taegyu @incorrectaegyu

taegyu headquarters of incorrect quotes/texts/fake subs (tumblr, twt, some are original ideas) curiouscat.qa/incorrectaegyu ctto 🍙🍓 just for fun!! Joined June 2020

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3 years ago

beomgyu: what do you think about our love? taehyun: count the stars in the sky beomgyu: oh infinity? taehyun: no taehyun: a waste of time @TXT_members

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3 years ago

beomgyu: it must suck being a banker, i bet it gets pretty loanly taehyun: taehyun: *long sigh*

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4 years ago

taehyun: now, beomgyu, what have we learned? beomgyu: ‘due tomorrow’ means ‘do tomorrow’ taehyun: NO @TXT_members

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TXT OFFICIAL @TXT_bighit

4 years ago

[#범규생일_txt] 🧸HAPPY BIRTHDAY🧸 3월 13일 오늘은 범규데이!!! #아기_곰돌이 #아기_말티즈 #뀨디 #투모로우바이투게더 #TOMORROW_X_TOGETHER #TXT

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4 years ago

taehyun: if the moon is made of cheese and saturn is six, how many pancakes could you eat on Mars? beomgyu: yellow. taehyun: the correct answer is packing peanuts beomgyu: oh i see, bcs you carry the two and- soobin: what is wrong with you people?!

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4 years ago

beomgyu: i want to be like a caterpillar taehyun: explain beomgyu: eat a lot, sleep, wake up beautiful taehyun: you know you would have a lifespan of about a week, right? beomgyu: another highlight @TXT_members

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4 years ago

taehyun: i thought you were on a diet? beomgyu: i am taehyun: you just had 3 doughnuts beomgyu: but i wanted 4. see, dieting. @TXT_members

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4 years ago

beomgyu: im too tired to work taehyun: so go to sleep beomgyu: but i have too much work to do beomgyu: the only solution is to stay up all night not doing it @TXT_members

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4 years ago

beomgyu: a red wine please worker: sir, this is McDonald's beomgyu: a McWine then @TXT_members

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4 years ago

th: do you like eating bugs? bg: ew taehyun, why would you talk about eating bugs on the dining table? lets talk about this later. th: as you wish [later] bg: so why did you ask if i liked eating bugs? th: there was one in your soup and you didn't see it

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4 years ago

beomgyu, whispering to taehyun, who's on the phone with a girl: ask her something! taehyun: how are you feeling? beomgyu: something personal! taehyun: at what age did you get your first period? @TXT_members

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4 years ago

beomgyu: taehyun and i share the household chores, so we both do equal work beomgyu: for examples, i fold a load of towels and he re-folds them the "right way" @TXT_members

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4 years ago

taehyun: have i ever told you that you cook well? beomgyu: aw no you haven't :D taehyun: so, why are you still cooking? @TXT_members

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TOMORROW X TOGETHER @TXT_members

4 years ago

해피 뉴이얼❤️ #BEOMGYU 🧸

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TOMORROW X TOGETHER @TXT_members

4 years ago

모아들 해피 뉴이어~~❣ #태현 #TAEHYUN

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TXT OFFICIAL @TXT_bighit

4 years ago

[#오늘의TXT] 20211231 #모아 여러분! 2022년도 새해 복 많이 받으세요🐯💖 @ 2022 Weverse Con

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4 years ago

[taegyu in a horror movie] taehyun: QUICK, YOURE LOSING LOTS OF BLOOD. WHATS YOUR TYPE? beomgyu, bleeding out: tall, male, brown hair, caring, supportive- taehyun: BLOOD TYPE YOU IDIOT beomgyu: oh beomgyu: [looks down at his wound] beomgyu: red @TXT_members

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4 years ago

beomgyu : school doesn't even test your intelligence, it tests your memory yeonjun : it tests my patience soobin : it tests my ability to hold my pee taehyun : it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch @TXT_members

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4 years ago

beomgyu : hey yeonjun, what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises? taehyun :..i dont wanna know yeonjun : it becomes daytrogen~ taehyun : *sighs* im going to bed hueningkai : good nitrogen~ soobin : sleep tightrogen~ beomgyu : dont let the bedbugs bitrogen~ @TXT_members