incorrect taz quotes @incorrectaz
they probably said these things in another timeline ic: jovviaan Joined April 2018-
Tweets459
-
Followers3K
-
Following1
-
Likes1
taako: planning on killing myself tomorrow, if anyone wants my tv or house plants let me know magnus: please reach out if you need any help. we are always here for you merle: what size tv?
magnus: i haven’t eaten anything since 11 i’m starving taako: damn and you how old now?
lucretia: i’m at a loss for words! taako, narrating: despite being at a loss for words, lucretia lectured me for the next 45 minutes
lup: how was the honeymoon? kravtiz: taako got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire kravtiz: he said "good luck trying to return me without the receipt"
taako (bored on the starblaster): okay lup. fuck, marry, kill- lup: fuck barry taako: i didn’t even tell you the names
barry: when lup is mad at me i pack all my stuff in a lil red bag on a stick and walk away really slowly until she forgives me
lup: if you play as a girl in video games, have a fascination with feminine clothing, and "wish you were a girl", i have some news for you: an extreme wind warning is in effect for neverwinter, rockport, and goldcliff until 6:00 PM for extremely dangerous hurricane winds
avi: smoking loud with the boys and having a contest to see who can give the tenderest hug
lup: hottest thing a man can be when you first meet him is visibly nervous
angus: i love trains because i get to engage in one of my favorite hobbies: looking. god i love to look
lup: barry too busy yelling about how the baby "shouldn't be in the situation to begin with" instead of celebrating me for an undisputedly great catch
carey (after proposing to killian): she said yes!!! taako: what was the question? carey: will you marry me? taako: ?? no
taako (leaving a review for the fantasy costco): nice, sterile atmosphere. hypnotically caucasian. the healing potions are strikingly overpriced and at the same time very easy to steal: another of god's little tests
taako: why are there little handprints on my things? kravitz: angus, why are there little handprints on taakos things? angus: because i have little hands kravitz (turning back to taako): because he has little hands
taako: walking downhill is so embarrassing like ooo look at me doing a little trot like a stupid fucking horse i’d rather be dead
magnus: if i was getting eaten by a bear i would get a pet in real quick
kravitz (to taako): yes babe, you look gnc af. can we go grocery shopping now?
lucretia: it’s pride month, boys. you know what that means taako: what? do you want us to retrieve like… gay relics?
taako: being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors
taako: milk jugs are perfectly designed; no wasted space. the handle is part of the container and you can see how much liquid is left. genius. i'm thinking of eating the mushroom growing in my front yard whole. if even one person is nice to me today i will kiss them on the lips
Drew Davenport 🎃 @The_Davenporter
10K Followers 482 Following Notorious Podcast Fan ● Totally Awesome Video Games ● Physical Media Crypt Keeper ● He/Him
Sawyer Greene @queerelfclub
6K Followers 1K Following he/they•26•cute but in a stupid ass way•living to spite my local confederate ghosts•actor/singer/dancer•pfp by mariscircus.hq on Insta
gender bronoun 🐛 @luftballons66
16K Followers 1K Following this is my net page it's where i say things 🪁 don't repost my art 🪁 1312 🪁 https://t.co/K8Vn7iXYFO
Myra! @ 🇸🇪 @myrdrottningen
27K Followers 1K Following I'm Myra! I'm a 2D animator, I'm all for *motivation*, *humanity* and *passion* which is to say, I'm into some sports anime. Portfolio: https://t.co/evub8EH5Do
Lauren Nelson @LaurenN77538551
1 Followers 59 Following
kris / rev 🍉 @kristiliqua
312 Followers 373 Following #1 mirror rim (ultrakill ost) glazer 18 y/o multifandom fanartist (ultrakill, utdr, hk, etc) art boundaries in carrd !! ART ARCHIVE /// @KRISTILIQUART pfp by me
RaynebowArts (Commiss... @beams_n
623 Followers 7K Following Self taught:)💯 She/Her ✨ 22 year old Anime/Furry/Character Art Live2D, 3D/Vtube/VrChat Models Twitch Package/Emotes Commissions Open~ I am a book publisher.
Arlo @AnnaMossity
131 Followers 309 Following 22 | They/Them | Elementary Education Major | I’m only here to get the occasional MCYT art :) | banner by @unclecrickett | icon by @pankiepoo
⋆˚࿔ sohvi ˙⋆g... @mandolirium
3K Followers 2K Following 24 - she/her - archivist of @mandoarchives - Ryan Gothling ceo - delirium irl - actual goth - local mean femme lesbian - anti zionist ✡︎
mar 🎮 @lovelynakahara
258 Followers 445 Following alleged artist & writer || spamton & harvey dent enthusiast
Fiona Applebees 🇵�... @cowgirlvampir3
104 Followers 738 Following In the dark times, should the stars also go out? || Madi || Ianthe Tridentarius apologist !! Cornbread in The Binkle Boys
Atticus ΘΔ ⭕ @Scatterbra1n_
14 Followers 658 Following They/Mutt/He , 20, Scatterbra1n on Toyhouse, i post art sometimes, 16+ Buy me a coffee! : https://t.co/xv6AYeplP0
🍓.rea🍓 @solanummoon
417 Followers 389 Following don't ask about my current interests even i don't know what's gonna get me next
kris 🍉♠️ MOVIN... @kristiliqu
3K Followers 2K Following PSSSST GO TO @KRISTILIQUA PLEASE 💥💥💥 this is now my alt/spam .. probably .. (pfp by @strayogata)
Bear ᛥ (Glenn’s V... @bearlyastar
1K Followers 4K Following You’re loved ❤️ | 🇵🇭🇲🇽🏳️🌈🍉 | comms: ASK | occasional artist, cosplayer & dndads fan | TikTok 26k / YT 40k 🎭
Ivy Rain 🌹🖤 @becausetherain
381 Followers 368 Following 33 🦇 Dungeon Master (the dnd kind)🦇 Cosplayer 🦇 Transbian 🦇 ((she/they))
Sol ✨️ ᛥ 🌧 F... @lonelymarigold
109 Followers 500 Following Sol - 31 - she/they - queer The Polycule™️ @lunarrarium 💖 @clowncalling 🤡 ☆ Multifandom -Fixated on Fields of Mistria Stardew Valley and Pokémon! ☆
griffin ⋆˚࿔ @wizardbugs
154 Followers 760 Following my mom sold me to car seat headrest for a pack of cigarettes
avi 🩸🌑 iron lun... @cryptid_bard
1K Followers 630 Following i will get my freedom • they/them • hearth guild • comms open • barista crying into your latte • duck sky socialclimb’s best friend • 27
Locke ⟡ Moving to B... @locke_and_keys_
251 Followers 223 Following Follow me on Bluesky: @/locke-and-keys.bsky.social
Kip 🔞 @BardOfTies
16 Followers 489 Following I LIKE HORRIBLE MEN! Tiddies • 21 • Dead • They/Them hyperfixations include: FFVII, Trigun, Pokémon, Magnus Archives, Penumbra Podcast etc 18+ content sometimes
angela t (coms full) @angelatongart
535 Followers 616 Following a less than triumphant return, drawing everything I can and a lot of things I can't 🤗 https://t.co/OqW4yI1MoU available for freelance & commissions! Dm me 🌻
gau ᛥ galguarto ple... @indiegau
1K Followers 2K Following 24 🏳⚧. mostly wha, taz, & mc. kravitz and atuarto #1 fan. im him. writer & editor. head loppezz mod. culture guide for divine inspiration. showrunner for ?? ﷽
🏴☠️CAPTAIN ... @capcorvidart
150 Followers 539 Following Jay - they/he/she - 19 - rambler, fan artist, and occasional character designer - gothic fairy vampire pirate cowboy wannabe - [email protected]
luk🎀 @wwerewired
48 Followers 126 Following They/He/wir/ae||21|| @/jester.sekai on ig for prsk ocs||🎀🎈/🎀🎨❄️🎼
m @DoctorTiberius
9 Followers 572 Following
🍉 cedar 🌛🌕�... @cedargallina
283 Followers 892 Following BLM || depaul || queer writer, intermediate witch 𓃵 artist, & activist || @CosmicDaffodil patch editor || be kind to yourself
tobey or not to be- @daizedandrew
294 Followers 793 Following hayden | he/they | 30 | queer and puns and singing my thoughts
Ashley Wilson @wizlon09
8 Followers 185 Following
alana SAW DAN AND PHI... @alananana94
175 Followers 1K Following just a regular queer 32 year old nerd trying to do me. Hockey fan. They/she. I also like the clown movie and Disney a NORMAL amount
mj 🌌 @maddogdrawing
183 Followers 169 Following she/her - dnd podcast obsession - insta: maddogdrawing/tt: maddog_drawing
ripley 🎃 🖤 @dazzlinghaaze
554 Followers 499 Following ❝ ninja brian, look at that girl with the sad eyes and the beautiful blonde hair — i'm IMMEDIATELY IN LOVE ! ❞
abbie @not_too_shabbie
536 Followers 404 Following my main interests are dnd, podcasts, and dnd podcasts // 26 • 🇮🇪 • she/her
🏳️⚧️ pala... @paladinosaur_
419 Followers 911 Following 22 • they/fae/xe • nonbinary dyke • neurodivergent • TTRPG nerd • paleontology major • artist • player/keeper on @turntablesrpg • ACAB
noah 🍉🔴🌙 @myriadquiddity
28 Followers 544 Following they/he . fandom obsession account . 28 . profile credit: @_monomercy_ . critical role & dimension 20 & ofmd & stranger things & blaseball, etc .
mads @adora_ble1102
44 Followers 674 Following sometimes it is what it could be (she/her | 21 | white ) an obnoxious emily axford stan and an enjoyer of all things televised
project hail sam 💫... @SHORTClRCUlT
102 Followers 212 Following “it’s not food anymore, dean, it’s darwinism!” • connor / sam • 26 • he/him • #1 sam winchester stan
Oliver Lees @lees_oliver
68 Followers 791 Following Ph.D. in Counseling Psychology, 5e Dungeon Master, Tottenham Hotspur fan.
˚⟡˖ ࣪ elana ࣪... @elana_danielle
2K Followers 1K Following lesbian, jewish, and nerdy | probably listening to a podcast | 27 | cr, naddpod, d20, bony & wbn spoilers | #nelsonettes | header by @tendertiefling | 🇵🇸🍉
sie ᛥ @ittuatuq
91 Followers 199 Following 27 ᛥ ña savi-inuk ᛥ 💖@ItsSoIsi ᛥ🍷wine of fortune ᛥ nsfw @nastyyhabits
Paranoid Person | Pro... @1ParanoidPerson
60 Followers 1K Following 25 • she/they • Jayvik Nation got me So Bad that I’m unlocking… pfp by @pizzacastella!
Dorn0b @dorn0b
1 Followers 57 Following professional doofus | they/them | 19 | I'm almost never on here
A Pen Named Persona @yeslikearealpen
13 Followers 42 Following Pen | they/them | co-host of @byndpodcast I read, I write, I talk, I create. I have a 5 ft. posable skeleton in my apartment.
oh no it's julien @totallynotjuji
666 Followers 284 Following Julien or Juji, 25+, he/they 🏳️⚧️the autism decides the hyperfixation whoops, pls DM me for commissions!
aspen 🏳️⚧�... @_aspentree
14 Followers 437 Following 22 | he/they/o/nhw | trans, bi, wheelchair user / traws, deurywiol, anabl | ready and willing to fistfight god
You might like
