bang si-hyuk, probably @incorrectbangpd

100% (in)correct quotes direct from the eighth member of bangtan sonyeondan [parody account] Seoul, Republic of Korea Joined June 2018

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bang si-hyuk, probably @incorrectbangpd

7 years ago

yes i have a dad bod

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7 years ago

are y’all jealous of my dad bod and my expensive sushi? 🙃

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7 years ago

to everyone complaining: maybe if you had a fucking business that you were passionate about then you would know what it takes to run a fucking business but you DON’T

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7 years ago

happy birthday to me. my gift is watching you suffer at midnight xoxo

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7 years ago

hold on to your wigs, whores.

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7 years ago

i don't want somebody sucking up to me because they think i am going to help their career. i want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me.

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7 years ago

i’m dora

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7 years ago

i did not come to play with you hoes. i came to slay, bitch.

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7 years ago

leave my children alone or you’re gonna catch these hands

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7 years ago

sope is alive

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7 years ago

i have a big house, big cars, and big rings.

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7 years ago

blaze it ✌🏼

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7 years ago

we look good.

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7 years ago

i love it when they call me big poppa.

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7 years ago

as all parents should, i love all my children equally. just keep the hetero to a minimum and we’re good.

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7 years ago

they say heavy is the head that wears the crown. so... do you think a crown would make my head look big?

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7 years ago

if you really still believe there are only seven members of bts, have you seen my bt21 character? smh.

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7 years ago

jungkook’s hair is pink because he’s going ✈️ full cooky cosplay. don’t act so shocked.

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7 years ago

nobody’s wondering about my hair. they ask you how you are and you have to say that you’re fine when you’re not really fine. don’t sleep on me, y’all.

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7 years ago

300 followers? being a charismatic cult leader is fun but all you hoes be warned, if your inner hetero jumps out you will be asked to leave. xoxo gossip pd