bucci @incorrectbucko

“spill the tea” said the winter soldier [not all quotes are originals] icon by @charcubed curiouscat.me/incorrectbucko submissions closed Joined July 2018

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bucci @incorrectbucko

6 years ago

bucky: [assassinates two extremely high-profile people and steals the serum] [looks into the conveniently-placed camera like he’s on the office]

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6 years ago

bucky: if i was at harvard in 2004 i would’ve stopped it steve: what bucky: facebook

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6 years ago

[tfatws] fury: so you’ll handle the threat? sam: yeah we’ll handle it fury: for how much bucky: idk. fifty fury: fifty grand? bucky: [spits water]

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bucci @incorrectbucko

5 years ago

bucky: people tell me i have a unique way of lighting up the room steve: its called arson and those are the witnesses

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5 years ago

[close up on bucky drinking hot chocolate] bucky: im like 99% angel [pan out to show building behind him on fire] bucky: but that 1%...

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steve: bucky and i were crossing the street and some dude drove by and honked at us sam: what’d bucky do? steve: [sighs] he chased them to a red light, then reached into his window and- bucky: [walking in] anyone want a steering wheel?

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5 years ago

steve: bucky’s chapstick tastes really good becca barnes: you two finally kissed? bucky: no, he ate it

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5 years ago

steve: [runs into a glass door and knocks himself out] bucky: [turns around and speedwalks away] onlooker: hey isn’t that your boyfriend? bucky, hissing: shh! lower your voice!

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5 years ago

bucky: we’ll have a number eight please waiter: that’s a party platter. it serves twelve people steve: we know what we’re about, son

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5 years ago

bucky: ouch my armkle sam: your what steve: his wrist

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5 years ago

steve: it’s too dangerous to go alone, take this bucky: .... you’re just holding out your hand steve: 🥺

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5 years ago

preserum steve: i have an excellent gaydar. if someone’s gay i can always tell within- becca barnes: bucky has been in love with you for ten years steve: what

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bucci @incorrectbucko

5 years ago

1930s steve: i’m immune to mean and hurtful words because bucky says nice things to me everyday and his love protects me 🥰 2020 steve: i’m immune to mean and hurtful words because bucky calls me names like ‘idiot himbo’ everyday, so i’m always prepared

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bucci @incorrectbucko

5 years ago

fury: so what’s your reason for becoming an avenger? steve: my love of justice natasha: my desire to put things right bucky: steve looked at me that one time on that highway

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bucci @incorrectbucko

5 years ago

steve: alpines mad because i keep picking her up like she’s a burger. don’t be burger shaped then. idiot

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5 years ago

alpine: [gentle headbutt] bucky: what are we .....

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5 years ago

bucky: so it turns out the “bad vibes” i’ve been experiencing are actually “severe psychological distress”

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5 years ago

bucky [holding alpine at eye-level]: you are a fearless warrior. the bravest fighter i’ve ever known. a mighty feline alpine: miaow bucky [sets her down]: now go kill that spider in the kitchen while i keep hiding in the bathroom

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bucci @incorrectbucko

5 years ago

[texting] bucky: can you call me? i can't find my phone steve: yeah one sec, let me find my phone bucky: okay i'll wait steve: i can't find it, can you call me? bucky: yeah one sec