(in)correct caitvi @incorrectcaitvi

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(in)correct caitvi @incorrectcaitvi

3 years ago

Vi: “you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. you’re the love and light of my life. i would do anything for you.” Caitlyn: “….. what did you do?” Vi: “.. i broke your window.” Caitlyn: “you WHAT?!”

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(in)correct caitvi @incorrectcaitvi

3 years ago

Vi: i don’t need therapy Caitlyn: Vi you saw your parents dead on the bridge, watched your father figure and adoptive siblings die in front of you, spent over seven years in jail while being innocent— do i need to keep going? Vi: i’m sorry is this OUR trauma?

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(in)correct caitvi @incorrectcaitvi

3 years ago

Vi: Cait, my clothes keep disappearing lately and it's kinda freaking me out Caitlyn, wearing a hoodie that’s twice her size: scary

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(in)correct caitvi @incorrectcaitvi

3 years ago

Caitlyn: when you said you'd do "magic in bed", this isn't what i was expec- Vi, holding up an 8 of hearts: is this your card? Caitlyn: holy shit

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(in)correct caitvi @incorrectcaitvi

3 years ago

Caitlyn: why are you smiling? Vi: what? can’t i just be fucking happy for once? Viktor: Jayce fell down the stairs

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(in)correct caitvi @incorrectcaitvi

3 years ago

Vi: i’m like ~this~ close to falling in love with you Caitlyn: your fingertips are literally touching Vi: exactly

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(in)correct caitvi @incorrectcaitvi

3 years ago

Caitlyn: Vi, this is the 3rd time this week you’ve gotten in trouble and it’s only tuesday! sometimes i’m tired of you. can i be alone for a little bit? Vi: okay Caitlyn: thank you *10 minutes later* Vi, walking back in: okay i got coffee and energy drinks so-

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(in)correct caitvi @incorrectcaitvi

3 years ago

Vi: *sneezes* Caitlyn: *aggressively wraps her in 5 blankets*

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(in)correct caitvi @incorrectcaitvi

3 years ago

Caitlyn: Vi let’s go home, you’ve had enough to drink Vi, drunk, looking at Caitlyn: oh my god, there’s two of her. my day just got a 100 times better

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(in)correct caitvi @incorrectcaitvi

3 years ago

*at the zoo* Vi: what are they in for? Caitlyn: Vi, this is not a prison Vi: so they can leave? Caitlyn: no, but- Vi, pointing at a penguin: i bet that one murdered someone

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(in)correct caitvi @incorrectcaitvi

3 years ago

Vi: i need to get something off my chest Caitlyn, quietly: is it your shirt? please say yes

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(in)correct caitvi @incorrectcaitvi

3 years ago

Jinx: why are Caitlyn and Vi sitting with their backs to each other? Ekko: they had a fight Jinx: then why are they holding hands? Ekko: they get sad when they fight

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(in)correct caitvi @incorrectcaitvi

3 years ago

Ekko: let’s see who can do the best impression of Vi when she sees a cat Caitlyn: *high pitched voice* Ekko: what? there’s literally no way she’d do that Caitlyn: oh i can definitely imagine it *Later* Ekko: Vi look a cat- Vi: *high pitched voice* Caitlyn: CALLED IT!

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(in)correct caitvi @incorrectcaitvi

3 years ago

Vi: do you have any books on turtles? Caitlyn: hard back? Vi: yes with little heads :)

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(in)correct caitvi @incorrectcaitvi

4 years ago

Vi: i don’t know guys Caitlyn makes me feel things I’ve never felt before. it’s confusing Jayce: yeah you seem to learn and unlearn how to be nice based on if Caitlyn is here, i can see how that can be jarring for you Vi: shut the hell up, idiot Jayce: exactly

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(in)correct caitvi @incorrectcaitvi

4 years ago

Caitlyn: didn’t i? Vi: didn’t you what? Caitlyn: tell you not to blame yourself for everything again? Vi: and? Caitlyn: did you? Vi: ……. yes

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(in)correct caitvi @incorrectcaitvi

4 years ago

Caitlyn: your existence is confusing Vi: how? Caitlyn: you get on my nerves all the time but the thought of anything bad happening to you makes me really really upset

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(in)correct caitvi @incorrectcaitvi

4 years ago

Vi: i only feel one emotion and it’s anger Caitlyn: last night you got drunk and texted me a thousand heart emojis Vi: out of anger

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(in)correct caitvi @incorrectcaitvi

4 years ago

Vi: i need motivation to not commit a crime today Caitlyn: i can’t cuddle you in prison Vi: thank you

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(in)correct caitvi @incorrectcaitvi

4 years ago

Vi: WHOEVER ATE MY CUPCAKE IS GOING TO- Caitlyn: it was me Vi: -be forgiven immediately. i hope you enjoyed it- actually, i’ll go get some more for you baby