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bot that posts incorrect criminal minds quotes from tumblr. lots of jemily and sometimes other random ships #cmtwt Joined March 2024-
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JJ: *sees Emily wearing a dress* JJ: i see you have a date. who’s the lucky woman? Emily: Emily: i forgot to ask you, didn’t i?
Emily: where are you going? JJ: to get myself a gift because SOMEBODY didn't get me one. Emily: i told you i did, it’s coming on friday! Tara, knowing full well that Emily got JJ an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*
Derek: do it or you're straight. Emily: *loud gasp*
Derek: truth or dare? Emily: truth. Derek: i dare you to kiss JJ. Emily, already getting up: alright, fine. Spencer: she didn't even pick dare?
JJ: *sighs in exasperation* what am i going to do with you? Emily: ideally? fuck me, at some point.
Emily, recovering in the hospital: you call it a near-death experience? i call it a vibe check from God.
Hotch: whoever gets Reid to sleep first gets free lunch for the next week. Emily, holding a frying pan: where is he?
Emily: you have to learn to love yourself. JJ: don't you hate yourself? Emily: yes, but this is about you, stay focused.
Emily: we learned some valuable lessons. Derek: did we? Emily: of course. death is a social concept and i’m basically God.
Spencer: you really put aside everything and came all this way for me? how did you even get here so fast? Luke: several traffic violations. Emily: three counts of resisting arrest. Tara: roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. JJ: also, that’s not our car.
JJ: do you want to cuddle? Emily: i'm an international spy turned profiler who has conquered death. JJ: so, yes? Emily: yes, please.
JJ: Henry’s with Will, we have the whole weekend to ourselves… Emily: mmh. are you thinking what i’m thinking? JJ: *groans* you know it. JJ and Emily: *pass out asleep*
Alex: Spencer doesn’t have a life plan. he doesn’t have a day plan. i once found a note he wrote to himself that said "put on pants".
Spencer: can you keep a secret? Emily: do you know anything about my personal life? Spencer: good point.
Spencer: it took me some time to figure out what the acronym ‘milf’ means. Emily, eyeing JJ: no clue what an acronym is but i sure know what a milf is.
JJ: hey guys, what are you watching? Penelope: kitten soccer. Penelope: aw, look, Snuggles fell asleep– Emily: SNUGGLES, WAKE THE HELL UP AND GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME, DAMMIT! JJ: Penelope: Emily sees the show differently than i do.
[at Disneyland, on the teacup ride] Penelope, JJ and Spencer: *spinning a little and talking* Derek and Emily: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
Emily: hey babe, we got a letter. JJ: it’s a bill, we have to pay money. Emily: not if we throw it away. JJ: tell me you don’t do that.
Derek: hey Prentiss, how many scars do you have? Emily: i'm not sure, i've never really kept track. JJ: thirty two. Derek: Emily:
JJ: i don't think i can stay in the same house as the person who ruined my life. Emily: oh my God, i'll buy you more cheetos in the morning!
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