Incorrect DMDU Quotes @incorrectdmdu

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Incorrect DMDU Quotes @incorrectdmdu

3 years ago

So, I thought about it and I've decided to go on hiatus for a while, at least a few months. Hopefully in that time I'll be able to find new quotes and have a break. Thank you to everyone who's read my exceptionally dumb quotes and enjoyed them; I'm very glad you did.

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3 years ago

Going to be honest, I've been thinking of taking a break from the quotes for a bit. It's been feeling less fun and more like work for a while, and tbh, I think I'm running out of quotes. I'm having trouble remembering if I've already used them here, anyway.

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3 years ago

Kid Nova: What do you believe in now? Phoenix: Self-preservation through love. Michael: Chupacabras. JT: Chupacabras as well. Horus: Yeah, I'm on the chupacabra train.

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3 years ago

Vixsin: I had the best Halloween decorations. Ref Tom: Yes, they were very realistic. Ref Tom: *to Ref Darcy* Ask the cops if anyone went missing.

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3 years ago

Michelle: [makes cookies shaped like her friends] James H: Alas, poor James and Axxton. Axxton: They died of consumption.

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3 years ago

Ref Corey: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me. Ryan C: OK, but in my defense, JP bet me 50 cents that I couldn’t drink all that shampoo. Ref Corey: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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3 years ago

Gore: Who are you? Jay H: I am the great Jay Hunter, face my wrath! Gore: Well, you'd think I'd have heard of you. Jay H: I attacked you literally last week. Gore: Thanks for another forgettable experience.

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3 years ago

Vixsin: The groupchat, where we all say very normal things! [Five minutes earlier] Jordan: I think being decapitated would fix me.

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3 years ago

Tom B: Everyone who has ever died from anything is an idiot. I wouldn't have done that.

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3 years ago

Ref Darcy: Wake me up… Ryan B: Before you go go! Charlie: When September ends… Michelle: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

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3 years ago

Ryan Z: I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me. JT: He doesn't really want to kill you. Sometimes we just say that. Bryant: No, actually, he's quite astute. I really am trying to kill him, but so far unsuccessfully.

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3 years ago

Jem: It’s just that you can be a bit judgemental sometimes. KrackerJak: What a stupid thing to say. Name ONE time I’ve been judgemental. Jem: … KrackerJak: …oh. I see.

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3 years ago

[In the DMDU group chat] Vixsin: People will try to make you forget that you're made of meat. Don't EVER forget that you're made of meat. [Several hours later] V: Hi! I have no memory of posting this. Jarrad: The meat forgets but the internet remembers. V: Hi! That's terrifying.

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3 years ago

Broderick: I’m so mentally stable, you could park a horse in my brain. Tyson B: Worstie, I fear that this is not something that somebody stable would say.

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3 years ago

Ritchie: *gently taps the table* Maddog: *taps back* Scotty: What are they doing? Ref Tom: Morse code. Maddog: *aggressively taps the table* Ritchie: *slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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3 years ago

Blake: Got to go, I have church in the morning. Xavier: You're allowed to cross the threshold of a church?

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3 years ago

Felix: *sighs, sing-song tone* I'm sorry for all the stuff I said. James H: And for punching me in the face? Felix: No, you definitely deserved that.

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3 years ago

Quotes are on hold until Sunday as the author is away currently.

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3 years ago

Ref Darcy: What did Robbie do to get you so mad at him? JP: Ate my Doritos. Ref Darcy: He's not even here, he can't defend himself. JP: Should have thought of that before he ate my Doritos. Ref Darcy: ...wait, you two share a kitchen? JP: No, we don't. He broke into my house.