incorrect fob 🌊🔮 @incorrectfob

like drunk history but less funny || quotes don't belong to me || run by @cathashalflife 💜 submissions per dm! summer of 2001 Joined May 2018

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incorrect fob 🌊🔮 @incorrectfob

5 years ago

ahh yes my favorite fall out boy song 😌✨

Polyester!Cat 🧡 @famouslastcat

5 years ago

ahh yes my favorite fall out boy song 😌✨

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incorrect fob 🌊🔮 @incorrectfob

6 years ago

pete: go on a date with me patrick: no pete:

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6 years ago

pete: go on a date with me patrick: no pete:

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incorrect fob 🌊🔮 @incorrectfob

6 years ago

pete: i never let anything like common sense or the concern from dear friends get in the way of me having a good time andy, tired: god i really wish you would

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incorrect fob 🌊🔮 @incorrectfob

6 years ago

joe, peeling a banana: may i take your jacket aha pete: do you think other people can’t hear you

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incorrect fob 🌊🔮 @incorrectfob

6 years ago

joe: why would you ever want to run 26 miles? andy: the same reason you stayed on the couch for the entire month of july. joe: ah, i get it. joe: a sense of accomplishment.

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incorrect fob 🌊🔮 @incorrectfob

6 years ago

patrick: your legs look great in those jeans! pete: you should see me without them ;) patrick: pete: patrick: w- why would you take off your legs

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incorrect fob 🌊🔮 @incorrectfob

6 years ago

pete: you can tell patrick has a nice dick, it's in his eyes. andy: andy: his dick is WHERE???

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incorrect fob 🌊🔮 @incorrectfob

6 years ago

pete: name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and instinct to self-isolate, i'll wait patrick: you and me pete, tearing up: alright

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incorrect fob 🌊🔮 @incorrectfob

6 years ago

andy: pssst, be quiet pete: did you hear something? andy: no, i just wanted you to be quiet

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incorrect fob 🌊🔮 @incorrectfob

6 years ago

pete: i barely got any sleep last night joe: all those bad bitches you got kept you up huh pete: haha no it was my anxiety and depression ✌

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incorrect fob 🌊🔮 @incorrectfob

6 years ago

patrick, sitting next to the window: god, why is it so cold in here?? joe, sitting by the heater: do you want me to give you a hint?

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incorrect fob 🌊🔮 @incorrectfob

6 years ago

patrick: breathe if you think i'm cute pete: *starts hyperventilating* (submitted by @NiksEmos 😊)

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incorrect fob 🌊🔮 @incorrectfob

6 years ago

patrick: h- pete: might fuck around and ~fall in love for the rest of my life~

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incorrect fob 🌊🔮 @incorrectfob

6 years ago

interviewer: is there a way you get yourself into a dark mindset to write music sometimes? pete: i try to imagine myself doing really terrible things, like not holding the door open for people, or not thanking a cashier.