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3 years ago

Erin: Are you SURE I can't punch him in the face? Abby: Yes. Erin: What if I just break his nose a little bit? Abby: No.

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3 years ago

Abby, about Erin: She likes mysterious guys! Holtzmann: OK, got it. [ Later… ] Erin: Where are you going? Holtzmann: IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

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3 years ago

Holtzmann: Time for plan apple! Erin: Apple? Holtzmann: I ran out of letters a long time ago.

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3 years ago

Patty: Gas? I light that. Gate? I keep that. Girl? I boss that. Erin: Erin: What language are you speaking?!

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3 years ago

Holtzmann: What’s this? Kevin: What? Holtzmann: Why’d you give me a slice of bread that says “You’re so nice and cool, boss”? Kevin: …You said you wanted complimentary bread?

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3 years ago

Abby: Stop sulking like a baby! Erin: I am sulking like a fully grown woman.

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3 years ago

Erin: The moon is so gorgeous tonight… Holtzmann: You know who’s more gorgeous? Erin and Holtzmann together: Patty.

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3 years ago

Abby: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends I could fight crime with. Holtz: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends I could commit crime with. Patty: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends. Erin: I wish I had friends. Kevin: I wish I could knit.

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3 years ago

[ Stuck in an elevator: ] Holtzmann: Well, this isn't very uplifting! Patty, in a corner: Shut up!

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3 years ago

Patty: "What happens if you put a werewolf on the moon?" is a great question. Probably the best question ever. Erin: It’ll explode and die because there's no oxygen on the moon. Holtzmann: We never said we'd send it up without a suit, you absolute monster!

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3 years ago

Abby: Why is Kevin standing next to a tree? Patty: He said too many stupid things today so I’m having him to do that to make up for the oxygen he just wasted.

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3 years ago

Holtzmann: Z is just a sideways N! Patty: Get out of my house. Holtzmann: Zo.

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3 years ago

Abby, during their first bust: You know what guys, we're going to win this! Because we have the element of surprise! Holtzmann: Exactly. Not even we know what we're doing.

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3 years ago

Erin’s mom: Hi sweetie, how was school today? Erin: I sat alone at lunch today, my favorite pencil ran out of lead, and I had a mental breakdown. Erin’s mom: Erin: But anyways, look at this goldfish I drew today!

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3 years ago

Holtzmann: *Takes a long swig from a flask in her back pocket* Security guard: Ma’am, no outside drinks are permitted. Holtzmann, hoarsely: It’s crushed Pringles in this.

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3 years ago

Hawkins: Y’know, I don't know if I want to get pregnant, it seems so painful! Rorke: Yeah, I guess. Mayor: But you'll get painkillers, and it'd be so wonderful to see your child straight after childbirth. Jennifer: May I take this opportunity to remind you 3 that you are men?

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3 years ago

Holtzmann: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I woke up as a pringle... Abby: You would eat yourself? Holtzmann: I wouldn't even question it.

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3 years ago

Holtzmann: This one dude really hates it when I shorten his name to "Dick”. Erin: Mostly because his name is Phil.

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3 years ago

Kevin: I accidentally wore my contacts to bed. I think I’m stupid. Patty: Don’t worry, I do that all the time. Kevin: Wear contacts to bed? Patty: Think you're stupid.

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3 years ago

Holtz: One time I had a crush on someone and didn't know how to handle it, so I just filled their car with heart shaped confetti. Erin: That’s so funny, I went to my car once and it was filled with heart shaped confetti! Holtz: Haha, how fun! I have to go water my cat now.