clit barton ➶ @incorrecthawk

incorrect clint barton quotes. i do not own all quotes💓 avengers Joined May 2018

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clit barton ➶ @incorrecthawk

7 years ago

clint: you know what i really identify with? kate: what? clint: those episodes of spongebob when they go to the surface and turn into realistic puppets

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clit barton ➶ @incorrecthawk

7 years ago

clint: i slept for almost twelve hours but I still might be tired so let's go for twelve more just in case. bucky: clint that's a coma clint: sounds festive

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clit barton ➶ @incorrecthawk

7 years ago

clint: i can't stand stark, he's so obnoxious random human: pff, yeah he's a real dick clint, reaching for his bow: what the fuck did you just say?

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clit barton ➶ @incorrecthawk

7 years ago

clint: wait clint: tyler joseph and chris evans aren't actually the same person? tony: ..get away from me

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clit barton ➶ @incorrecthawk

7 years ago

clint: i've learned my lesson. ranch is not a moisture kate: hey, what the fuck

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clint: so, i'm going to grab a healthy breakfast. steve: are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up? clint: breakfast burrito, but yeah. steve: i pity your dentist. clint: joke's on you. i don't have a dentist.

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clit barton ➶ @incorrecthawk

7 years ago

clint: how much could I possibly owe you? fifty/sixty bucks? tony: two thousand, four hundred and thirty seven dollars. clint: dollars?! wait, of course dollars. why was that the part I was surprised by?

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clit barton ➶ @incorrecthawk

7 years ago

kate: i spy with my little eye, something that begins with the letter ’S’ natasha: *looks over at clint and bucky* natasha: is it ‘sexual tension’?

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clit barton ➶ @incorrecthawk

7 years ago

bucky: what's wrong with clint? he's been laying on the floor for about 20 minutes now natasha: he's overwhelmed bucky: what? why? natasha: lucky barked