incorrect sherlock @incorrectholmes
(in)correct sherlock inspired by the iconic incorrect marvel accounts Joined June 2018-
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sherlock:girlfriend? not my area john: do you have a boyfriend? sherlock: no john: ⊂_ヽ ＼＼ okay ＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) > ⌒ヽ / へ＼ / / ＼＼uh ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ / / / /| ( (ヽ | |、＼ | 丿 ＼ ⌒) | | ) / ノ ) Lﾉ (_／
John: I have a feeling you're lying. Sherlock: John, be positive. John: fine, i'm positive you're lying.
Lestrade: so, is the baby awake yet? John: oh, no, it’s still nap time but he’ll be awake very soon. Lestrade: ah, and where is Sherlock? John: I said it’s still nap time.
Sherlock: John has a folder on his computer called cool dad. It's just pictures of himself.
Sherlock: you're boron, oxygen, iodine, uranium, gallium and yttrium John: I'm better at biology than chemistry Sherlock:
Mrs Hudson anytime she walks in on John & Sherlock having 'a little domestic':
*John talks about being an army docter for the millionth time* Sherlock:
Eurus: *destroying sherlock's life* Eurus: This is so sad. Moriarty play despacito.
Sherlock: do you think if mars had an earthquake it would be called a marsquake? John: ... John: how many other people have you asked this in the past hour?
Sherlock @ conservative clients:
Mary whenever Sherlock makes fun of John:
John: you can push women to the side but you can’t shut them up. Mary: what the fu- John: because even when you surpress women they will fight against injustice. Mary: oh, well, okay then. that was much better than i thought it would be.
Sherlock: John, what does 'idk, gtg, ttyl' mean? Molly sent me this and i don't understand it. John: i don't know, got to go. talk to you later. Sherlock: oh, okay see you later John. i'll ask someone else.
Mycroft: it’s times like this that i wish i had listened to what our mum told me Sherlock: what did she tell you? Mycroft: i don’t know, i wasn’t listening
Irene: i like to say "oh man" to express disappointment Irene: because men are in fact disappointing
John: i think i’m falling in love with you. Sherlock: thank you, be right back. Sherlock: [sprints away] Sherlock: [texting Mrs Hudson] come pick me up, kids are drinking alcohol.
John: you could answer almost anything with “not since the accident”. Sherlock: actually, you can’t. John: not since the accident.
Sherlock: what would you say is your life motto? Molly: single and ready to mingle John: bi and ready to die
Sherlock: i can’t wait until we’re married. John: we’re not even engaged. Sherlock: i knew i forgot something.
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