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4 years ago

Shiki: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

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4 years ago

Nobimaru, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can’t find a boo.

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4 years ago

Shiki, setting down a card: Ace of spades. Akira, pulling out an Uno card: +4! Shiki: [pulling out a Pokémon card] Jolteon, I choose you! Kabane: ...What are we playing?

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4 years ago

Kaede: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something. Akagi: Kaede, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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4 years ago

Kabane, trying to ask Kon out: Would you like to stay for dinner? Akira, hiding somewhere: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

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4 years ago

Shiki: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container. Kabane: [tilts head] The cow??? Shiki: [choking on air] W-what?! Akira: Kabane-kun, W H Y?

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4 years ago

Shiki: [huffs] Akira and I don’t use pet names. Kon: Kon sees that. What do bees make? Shiki: ...Honey? Akira: Yes, dear? Shiki: Kon: Don't ever lie to Kon's face again.

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4 years ago

Shiki: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste. Akira: We got spring water! Shiki: NO. Akira: With EXTRA minerals! It's like licking a stalagmite! Shiki: DON'T COME HOME. Kabane, deadpan: Mmmmm cave water. [Akira gives a thumbs up to Kabane]

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4 years ago

Shiki: In light of what you did for me... [trails off, blushing] You can hug me for four to five seconds. Akira: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!? Shiki: No! Four to five seconds! Akiea: Too late!!! Kabane, join us too!

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4 years ago

Kabane: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Akira: You and me!!! Shiki: [Rubbing his neck, almost silently] Make it a trio... Kabane, eyes shining: Okay.

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4 years ago

Inugami: While I’m gone, Akira, you’re in charge. Akira: Yes!!! Inugami, whispering: Shiki, you’re secretly in charge. Shiki: Obviously.

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4 years ago

Ume: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder? Nobimaru: Stop romanticizing the past.

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5 years ago

Akira: What's your type?! Shiki: Anything, but I prefer boys with long blue hair and pretty face--- Akira, desperately, as Shiki bleeds out: Your blood type! Shiki: Oh! B positive. Akira, crying his eyes out: Don't try to cheer me up, just tell me your blood type! Shiki:

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5 years ago

Nobimaru: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

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5 years ago

Inugami, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me. Mihai, pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

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5 years ago

Akira: [yawns] Shiki: Yeah, being pretty must be tiring---[Realizes what he said] Shiki: [Blushing furiously] Forget about it! I didn't say anything!

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5 years ago

Kon: Should Kon ask Kabane out on a date today? Shiki: For the 28th time, yes Kon: But Kon doesn't wanna come off as desperate- Shiki: YOU TWO ARE MARRIED?