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Angelique: Can you do me a favor? Ryan: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene, and take the blame for it if you asked to Angelique: Cool, can you wash the dishes? Ryan: No.

Alice: Drugs? No thanks. The only ‘high’ I need is the natural rush you get from committing a murder.

Kate: Alice... Alice: Oh no, 'Alice' in B-flat. Alice: you're disappointed.

Job Interviewer, going over Alice's resume: Okay, so it says here that you're creative. Alice: Yes. Interviewer: Okay..may I know what you create? Alice: Problems.

Luke: Why are you on the floor? Ryan: I'm depressed. Luke: Okay- Ryan: Also I have kryptonite poisoning can you get Mary, please.

Safiyah: I don't get Alice. I mean, picking Ocean over me? Me? I have the three things that people want: I'm hot, and I'm smart! Tatiana: ..That's two things. Safiyah: No, it's three. I counted hot twice. I mean, Come on.

Luke: I know we have this unspoken rivalry- Ryan: It's not unspoken; you talk about it all the time. It's not a rivalry either. You're just always mean to me.

alice: How's the sexiest person here~? safiyah: I don't know, how are they~? alice, flustered: I- tatiana, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

Mary: You call yourself my bro, but where were you when my meme had only 4 likes? Kate: Making four accounts bro Mary: [Tearing up] bro..

Sophie, on the phone with Alice: Are you in my house? Alice: Please. I haven't snuck into your house in weeks. Which reminds me, we're all out of ice cream.

Sophie: So, where do you live? Ryan: [As Batwoman] In an underground cave system connected by tunnels. Sophie: Wow, really? Ryan: No, you idiot. I have an apartment.

Ryan: [Walking in to a room] Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things. [Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder] Alice: *Out of breath* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS.

Ryan, setting down a card: Ace of spades Mary, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Luke, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Julia, trembling: What are we playing

Alice: [to Kate] Aren’t you tired of being nice? Don’t you just wanna go ape shit?

Mary: What are you eating? Ryan: A family size bag of chips. Mary: It's regular size. Ryan: Every chip bag is family size when you're an orphan. Mary:

Alice: Hey, I heard this word on the island earlier.."Thot"? Safiyah: it means "a thoughtful person". Alice: ok, thank you [later] Ocean: [makes Alice dinner] Alice: Thanks, Ocean, you're such a thot. Ocean: [spits out water]

Luke: Sophie, stay with Alice. Make sure she doesn't do anything insane or steal anything. Alice, from the other side of the room: Too late.

Alice: Why thank you, stepmother. Catherine: Why is it when you say that word it sounds like an insult?

Ryan: Is anyone gonna tell me what's going on in here?! Mary: Well, it's kinda complicated, but Alice- Ryan: Got it. Forget I asked.

Alice: I get really offended when people tell me I'm going to hell for being bi, because I feel like they're overlooking all the perfectly valid reasons I'm going to hell.