melike saw ffh @incorrectmcus

if y’all have ever cried at your job or school in the bathroom can you retweet this? i wanna see something

rdj doesnt need to know who david dobrik is, back off and leave him alone tyvm :)

tony: no dont tell me why you stole my cheeseburger, tell him nat: you want me to tell this picture of your husband? tony: look him in the eyes and tell him you didnt do it nat: i didnt do it, steve tony: * le gasp * dONT YOU DARE SAY HIS NAME !

pepper: * pregenant * guys, my water just broke ! tony: dont worry honey we’ll get you another one pepper: tony: oh you mean your body water! thats much worse

clint: you guys remember that bad guy i cought yesterday? natasha: you were bragging about it so much last night that i couldnt how hear steve and tonys fight ended clint: it ended in sex it always does

thor: goodbye bruce * bruce leaves * loki: very nice man thor: yeah loki: now lets plan how to.... destroy him.

tony: nice jeans rogers, those are surprisingly low waisted steve: eyes up here tony im more than just a piece of ass

tony: sexy train is leaving the station! check out this ass, later sluts! steve: peter:

valkyrie: i love you so much carol: aw i love you too ! <3 valkyrie: carol: wait... you are talking to the vodka arent you? valkyrie: i can love 2 things :)

phase 4 will be wandanat’s bitch, watch and see. me rn:

tony: i need a username aaand i have a great one tony: “little kid lover” that way everyone will know what my priorities are.

loki: would i rather to be feared or loved? easy. both. loki: i want people to be afraif of how much they love me

me waking up to see #tomhollandbetterprayup trending

*game nights w the stony fam* tony: please no steve: im sorry *about to throw a +4 card* tony: please im nothing without you peter: ⁱᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ʷⁱᵗʰᵒᵘᵗ ˢᵗᵉᵛᵉ ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˢʰᵒᵘˡᵈⁿᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ʰⁱᵐ harley: I. WANTED. ONE. NORMAL. NIGHT.

if jake gyllenhaal is in the mall, he is jake gyllenmall

tony: we’re all gonna die !1!1! steve: be a little more optimistic maybe? tony: yeah sorry. we’re all gonna die quickly !1!1!

peter: hey dads! i just found a new drug steve&tony: *conserned looks* peter: its caleld your marriage and im high on it *wink*

someone: welcome to our school ! im susan. tony: and im not interested

clint: dont let nat fool you, shes not that scary. she used to do ballet ! steve: no way ! nat: which gave me the physical skills i need to strangle you with my feet. now scram.

flash: you know, you cant spell independent without dependent peter: and you cant spell go fuck yourself without fuck you