incorrect narry @incorrectnarry

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incorrect narry @incorrectnarry

4 years ago

Niall: what’s your type? Harry: uh, dark hair and eyes, about 5’8, crazy jawline- Niall: I meant your blood type. Harry: oh. red.

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4 years ago

Harry: you played me like a fiddle Niall: oh no, fiddles are actually difficult to play Niall: I played you like the cheap kazoo you are

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4 years ago

Niall: you want a protein shake bro? Harry: nah bro Niall: why bro? Harry: because you’re the only one who gives me strength bro Niall: bro.

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5 years ago

Harry: I turned out perfectly fine! Niall: Harry, this morning you thought a ghost made you toast Harry: I didn’t put the bread in! YOU didn’t put the bread in!!!

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5 years ago

Harry: oh just so you know, it’s very muggy outside Niall: Niall: Harry, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn... Harry: *sips coffee from bowl*

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5 years ago

Niall: so Harry, do you have a date for valentine’s day? Harry: yes, I’m pretty sure it’s february 14th

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5 years ago

Jeff: how long are we going to stand here and watch him do that? Niall: just...give him a minute Harry: *desperately trying to push open a door that clearly says pull*

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5 years ago

Harry: you’re beautiful Niall: why do people keep telling me that? as if I’m going to forget it?

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5 years ago

Niall: it’s been a tough year Harry: it’s january 1st Niall: your point?

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5 years ago

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5 years ago

Harry: Niall, I wasn’t that drunk Niall: you tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I was important Harry: BUT YOU ARE

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5 years ago

Harry: look, we’re under the mistletoe, you know what that means Niall, looking up: Harry, that’s not a mistletoe [later] Niall, bolting up in the middle of the night: oh my god he was flirting with me

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5 years ago

Niall: I woke up and saw a note from Harry that said my present is under the tree Niall: when I came to the living room, Harry was lying under the tree with a red ribbon on his head Shawn: ...nice