incorrect tony stark @incorrectony

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7 years ago

stephen: care to know your future? tony: at this point, there is really only one big surprise left for me, and i’d just as soon leave it a mystery.

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7 years ago

tony: i thought that’s how we agreed to raise our kids! rhodey: our kids? tony, we’re not married. tony: dude, w’ere a little married. rhodey: i know. i love it.

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7 years ago

peter: at what age do you just accept that your life is a rotten piece of garbage and always will be? tony: twenty.

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7 years ago

tony: two years ago, i lost my dear friend steve. steve: quit telling everyone i’m dead! tony: sometimes i still hear his voice.

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7 years ago

tony, describing steve: every time i look at him, i get pains in my chest, and i just know it’s all his fault, that dick!

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7 years ago

tony: what’s it gonna be like having a baby? pepper: well, laura barton says it’s like having a dog that slowly learns to talk. tony: awesome.

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7 years ago

tony, on titan: i don’t like knives. or swords. or anything sharp and pointy, really. nebula: that’s because you’ve never learned how to use any of them. tony: or because i was stabbed. very recently.

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7 years ago

tony: so, you lied to me? peter: that depends on how you define lying. tony: well, i define it as not telling the truth. how do you define it? peter: ... reclining your body in a horizontal position.

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7 years ago

tony: what do i say to steve now that bucky is dead again? rhodey: just say you’re sorry for his loss and move on. [later while steve is crying into his urn of bucky’s ashes] tony: i’m sorry for your loss. move on.

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7 years ago

i think we have to get a divorce

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7 years ago

i think we have to get a divorce

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7 years ago

quill: look, stark, i know this whole thing hasn’t been easy, but for what it’s worth, i really like having you around. tony: no, you don’t. quill: i know. i have dreams at night where i staple your fingers to your face.

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7 years ago

tony: when i die, please give steve my regards. thanos: what should i tell him? tony: regards.

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7 years ago

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7 years ago

and so the incorrect tony acct orgy begins

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7 years ago

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7 years ago

*deep voice* Milk? *deep voice* Milk.

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7 years ago

*deep voice* Milk? *deep voice* Milk.

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7 years ago

tony: you’ve had a good first day of training! peter: i have? but i thought i messed up every single thing we worked on. tony: you messed things up in a very special way.

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7 years ago

bucky: what’s wrong with the way i dress? tony: you know, some people might say that the all black leather makes you look like an evil villain, but not me. i think you look like a sexy motorcycle.

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7 years ago

loki: we meet again, stark. you’re looking old and sickly. tony: so nice to see you again, loki. i thought surely you’d still be crushed under that house in munchkinland.