quake? @incorrectquake

with great power comes... great need to take a nap. {incorrect account of daisy johnson, aka quake, from agents of shield. | indefinite hiatus } Joined May 2018

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quake? @incorrectquake

7 years ago

... i think i'm gonna leave this account dormant, guys. there's not as much interest as i thought there would be. my main is @bIackmarch if u wanna follow me there!!!

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quake? @incorrectquake

7 years ago

sorry for the inactivity i've been trying to find a job and no one is submitting anything. pls guys my dms are open

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quake? @incorrectquake

7 years ago

daisy: coulson told me to choose my battles. well i'm full of rage and choosing all of them

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quake? @incorrectquake

7 years ago

daisy: at this point, every round mammal is a hamster to me deke: coconut daisy: i think we have different definitions of mammal but i can't say you're wrong deke: has hair, give milk

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quake? @incorrectquake

7 years ago

cashier: and how will you be paying? daisy: money

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quake? @incorrectquake

7 years ago

daisy: absolutely delighted to announce i am covered in dirt!

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quake? @incorrectquake

7 years ago

daisy: yeah a lot of people just died but you know what john mulaney released a new special so everything is fine in my life again

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quake? @incorrectquake

7 years ago

mack: it’s 2018 please put the k back in thicc daisy: thikc mack: mack: i'll take it

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7 years ago

daisy: i prefer guys who make small dick jokes about themselves over guys who make big dick jokes about themselves deke: i got a medium dick, it can talk to ghosts

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7 years ago

daisy: isn't "population growth" just "how fast can people fuck" simmons: actually, it's the difference of "how fast can people fuck" and "how fast can people die" deke: fuck to death ratio.

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quake? @incorrectquake

7 years ago

fitz: malware is like vampires, you have to invite it in to your computer for it to be able to do anything daisy: You Wouldn't Download A Vampire

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quake? @incorrectquake

7 years ago

peter: so what's your power? daisy: i taped a bunch of knives together

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quake? @incorrectquake

7 years ago

daisy and i are both bi as FUCK

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quake? @incorrectquake

7 years ago

Please help support pastel bi pride, add a #Twibbon now! twibbon.com/support/pastel…

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quake? @incorrectquake

7 years ago

daisy: i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash and no responsibilities

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quake? @incorrectquake

7 years ago

daisy: there's only one thing worse than dying daisy: (pulls down paper to reveal "coulson dying") elena: coulson. daisy: no,

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quake? @incorrectquake

7 years ago

oh also if u want my main DM me, i'll give it out but im warning you now i WILL drag you down into persona hell with me

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quake? @incorrectquake

7 years ago

hc: coulson didn't just leave daisy a letter. there was also a set of car keys. at the end of the letter, there was a p.s.: "take care of her."

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quake? @incorrectquake

7 years ago

daisy: _( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° 」∠) deke: how the FUCK did you say that out loud

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mack: you can't drive?!? daisy: of course i can't drive, im an orphan, you really think they had the money to get us lessons? mack: so you can fly highly technologically advanced aircraft, but you can't drive. daisy: yep!