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kirk: what's your new years resolution? bones: i said i was gonna be nicer to spock kirk: you called him a green eared hobgoblin this morning bones: at least i didnt call him a bitch

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4 years ago

data: i have never been in a snowball fight before. i do not know the rules. is there a point system, or is it to the death?

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4 years ago

kirk: what's for lunch? bones: i already ate kirk: without me? bones: i was hungry. do you want me to bring you something? what do you want? kirk: loyalty.

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4 years ago

jake, putting fluffy cat ears on nog: catboy with sleeping issues, call that insom-nya nog: i'm going to kill you

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4 years ago

b'elanna: name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. i’ll wait. tom: you and me b'elanna: b'elanna, tearing up: okay

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4 years ago

malcolm: so i'm having guy trouble. hoshi: like, "i can't get his body to the air lock" or "i like him" trouble? malcolm: "i like him" hoshi: shame. could've helped you with the other one.

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4 years ago

uruha: alright, let's go over this one more time. if something breaks- scotty: we try to fix it before the captain and mr. spock come back. uruha: and if that doesn’t work? sulu: we blame chekov. chekov: seriously, fuck you guys

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4 years ago

quark: so your planet, dirt julian: earth. quark: right. planet dirt. it has two massive polar regions? o'brien: yeah quark: named, "bearlandia" and "nobearlandia" ? o'brien, to julian: i think something's wrong with the universal translator

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4 years ago

riker: ice is so brave, it floats on it's own blood troi: are you high? riker: 1.9 meters, why?

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4 years ago

tom: i didn't know what chocolate you liked, so i got them all :) b'elanna: b'elanna: tom there's like 100 boxes-

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4 years ago

trip: what's up i'm back. archer: i literally saw you die. archer: you died. archer: you were dead. trip: death is a social construct.

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4 years ago

kirk: this is my worst birthday ever chekov: because mr spock died? kirk: no because it's a little humid- YES BECAUSE MR SPOCK DIED

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4 years ago

kira: so what do you like the most about worf? jadzia: the fact that his fatal flaw is personal loyalty therefore he would literally die before cheating on me. kira: jadzia: also i like his eyes