incorrect ryusae @incorrectryusae

ryusae in a nutshell | crack quotes | accepting submissions | nsfw quotes will be tagged | read rentry for infos rentry.co/incorrectsdse Joined May 2023

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incorrect ryusae @incorrectryusae

2 years ago

Shidou: You ready for tomorrow's history test? Sae: Yes. Shidou: What ended in 1896? Sae: 1895. Shidou: Yeah you ready

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2 years ago

Shidou: You want me so bad lmao Sae: Where did you get that from? Shidou: The voices in my head are telling me

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2 years ago

Shidou: I'm crying. You made me cry. Sae: Baby Shidou: No, now is not the time for pet names. Sae: No, I'm calling you a baby. I'm insulting you

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incorrect ryusae @incorrectryusae

2 years ago

Aiku: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon? Sae: I'm a knife. Shidou: He's a little spoon

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incorrect ryusae @incorrectryusae

2 years ago

Sae, staring intensely at Shidou: Shidou: ... Sae-chan? Sae: I'm sorry, was I being proud of you too loud?

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incorrect ryusae @incorrectryusae

2 years ago

Sae: Can you guys just try to see it from my perspective? Shidou: *gets on knees* Rin: *crouches down* Sae: Sae: I will kiII you both in your sleep.

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incorrect ryusae @incorrectryusae

2 years ago

Shidou: I can’t tell if you’re actually a genius or just incredibly arrogant. Sae: Well, on a good day, I’m both.

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incorrect ryusae @incorrectryusae

2 years ago

Implied NSFW Sen: I almost choked to death last night Se: Next time just stay still and breathe thru ur nose bfor u take more. Sen: ... I was talking abt choking on food. What are u talking abt? Se: ... I was talking abt choking on stuff in general? Sd: I'm stuff in general

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incorrect ryusae @incorrectryusae

2 years ago

Shidou: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation? Sae: All the time. Shidou: Then you should be used to it by now

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incorrect ryusae @incorrectryusae

2 years ago

Sae: So what’s for dinner? Shidou, throwing away the food he just burnt: Me.

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incorrect ryusae @incorrectryusae

2 years ago

Aiku: You haven't lost. You've just been attacking the problem from the wrong angle. Aiku: Instead of fighting, try being nice. Sae and Shidou: Huh? Aiku: You know... nice.

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incorrect ryusae @incorrectryusae

2 years ago

Sae: Wait, what's going on right now? Shidou: Oh so basica- Sae: Start from the beginning so I can understand Shidou: Alright, I'll tell you from the beginning Shidou: So in the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. Sae: Sae: Not that far

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incorrect ryusae @incorrectryusae

2 years ago

Sendou: How do Sae and Shidou usually get out of these mess? Aiku: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

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incorrect ryusae @incorrectryusae

2 years ago

Shidou: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor. Sae: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

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incorrect ryusae @incorrectryusae

2 years ago

Sendou: Stressed. Sae: Depressed. Teppei: Blessed. Aiku: Obsessed. Shidou: Chicken breast. U-20 players: ... What? Shidou: I don't know I just wanted to join

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incorrect ryusae @incorrectryusae

2 years ago

// Suggestive NSFW Shidou: Are you smarter than a fifth grader? Sae: I think so? Shidou: Spell "me". Sae: M-E. Shidou: You forgot the D. Sae: There's no D in "me" though. Shidou, smirking: Not yet.