incorrect shadowhunters 🏹 @incorrectsha

incorrect tweets and quotes, mainly malec they/them Joined July 2021

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5 years ago

simon: if you work as a security guard at samsung, does that make you a guardian of the galaxy? alec: simon, please go to bed magnus: wait, that's actually a good question

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5 years ago

alec: do you ever get so tired you start seeing spiders? magnus: me after i drank too much and suddenly start seeing the hat man alec: the WHO?? magnus: oh, is this suddenly not a safe space anymore?

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5 years ago

magnus: don't worry. everything will be fine alec: how can you say that? magnus: because sometimes, when things get rough, denial is all we have

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5 years ago

clary: i did a bad thing alec: does it affect me? clary: no? alec: then suffer in silence

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5 years ago

valentine: we have jace alec: let me speak with him valentine: go ahead, you're on speaker alec: you're so stupid, how the fuck did you manage to get yourself kidnapped AGAIN? jace: fuck you

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5 years ago

merry christmas to everyone who is celebrating! i hope you have a truly magical time🎄

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5 years ago

simon: hostage or not, sometimes it's nice being held. magnus: magnus: are you okay?

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5 years ago

simon: i don't think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time magnus, cracking his knuckles: manslaughter it is

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5 years ago

alec: you're the love of my life and my best friend, i'd do anything for you magnus: i want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule alec: absolutely not

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5 years ago

*by most locals

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5 years ago

magnus: i accidentally indulged in too much "me time" magnus: turns out, i've been reported missing six months ago and presumed dead my most locals and national authorities

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5 years ago

magnus: you need to react when people cry! alec: i did. i rolled my eyes

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5 years ago

simon: happy birthday, izzy! here's your card! izzy: oh thank you, simon izzy: izzy: did you really handwrite "jsjsjsjjdjske ily"? simon: and i meant every word

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5 years ago

magnus: what are you listening to? alec: a relaxation tape. apparently rain sounds can help with anxiety magnus: is it working? alec: no, the tape just made me have to pee and i had a panic attack on the toilet

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5 years ago

alec: i may seem like an angry person on the outside, but on the inside i'm actually angrier

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5 years ago

simon: i'm gonna be honest, i feel like you don't like me alec: i've told you multiple times that i don't

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5 years ago

simon: hey jace, what are you doing? jace: eating a family sized bag of chips simon: jace, that's a small bag, it's definitely not family sized. jace: every bag of chips is family sized if you're an orphan