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bunch of crackhead incorrect quotes from skam spain (mostly croana) // might contain crossovers with other characters from skamiverse - [fan account] 5°B Joined November 2019

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Cris: haha do you guys dare me to kiss Joana? Nora: ...no? Cris, shaking her head and chuckling: I can't believe you guys are making me do this Eva: literally no one is Cris, walking up to Joana: this is so wild, you guys are so messed up for this Amira:

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[in the middle of the night] Joana: *tries to get Cris' attention by throwing rocks at her window from outside* Cris, texting Joana: why are you throwing rocks at my window?! You have a phone for a reason! *loud bang* Cris: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR FUCKING PHONE AT MY WINDOW??

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Viri: what if people had food names and food had people's names? Eva, to Nora: hey spaghetti, time for dinner. Nora: what are we having? Eva: Lucas Amira: why am i friends with you guys? Cris: shut up, potato

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Joana: hi, I'm Joana, what's your name? Cris: people call me Cristina but you can call me tonight

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Joana, holding the door open for Cris: after you Cris: no, after you baby Joana: I insist, love Amira, pushing past both of them: after me

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cris: nothing in life is free viri: love is free! eva: adventure is free amira: knowledge is free joana: everything is free if you take it without paying for it

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Cris: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Joana: I wake up at 4:30 AM Cris: Cris: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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Nora: are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Joana: I'm a knife. Cris, from across the room: she's the little spoon.

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Jorge, holding a python: guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him? Amira: you did WHAT– Lucas: William Snakepeare

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Viri: you have to apologize to Ruben Cris: fine Cris: "unfuck you" or whatever

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Joana: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works. Cris, drinking a sandwich: Why do you say that?

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Amira: You know those things will kill you, right? Eva, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point. Cris, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process. Viri: *nods while eating raw cookie dough*

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Joana: hey I really like your name Cris, panicking: thanks, i got it for my birthday!!

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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle. Eva: Shit. Nora: Wait, three? Cop: Yeah? Cris: OH MY GOD JOANA FELL OFF!!!

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Cris: Alejandro buys Nora flowers every day, maybe you should start doing the same Joana: um, if you say so... [later] Nora, holding a bouquet of roses: well thank you but I don't quite get it Joana: yeah me neither