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7 years ago

steve: whoooooops! looks like one of the butt flaps on my suit has come loose ;) bucky: what do you want me to do? sew it?

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7 years ago

steve: im biscuit steve: i’m bicorn steve: bicycle tony: it’s okay take your time steve: BOTH

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7 years ago

bucky: do you ever wonder if bugs have feelings? steve: buck it’s 3am please go to bed

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7 years ago

steve: thor, we have to get our blood drawn today. it’s part of new avenger protocol. thor: [grabs a red crayon and a piece of paper and scribbles] there. my blood has been drawn. steve:

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7 years ago

// oh wow we’re at 500 already! thank you guys for thinking my little account is somewhat funny. if you want more quality content my main is @vandanvers :-“)

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7 years ago

steve: who’s provolone and why do people listen to him tony: ...please tell me you don’t mean post malone.

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7 years ago

fortune teller: [reads steve’s mind] steve: i don’t know how to go on without bucky. i’ve lost him more times than i can count. he’s been my world for so long and living without him is so hard. i wake up every day wishing i was dead instead of him. fortune teller: what the fuck

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7 years ago

steve: you know, guys? i really don’t get asmr. tony: steve we’re in the middle of a fight now isn’t the time

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7 years ago

(( please submit we’re dry as a desert here ))

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7 years ago

bucky: imagine that your brain is made of tiny boxes. now, find the box that’s gay and CRUSH IT. steve: bucky: okay? steve: no, wait, bucky, i’m not having gay thoughts– tony: ALRIGHT! it worked!

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7 years ago

bucky: [running toward steve, who’s wearing some floaters and an inner tube over his cap suit] HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVEN!!! steve: [squinting] i can’t swim

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7 years ago

steve: carol, the avengers don’t want to listen to you. you’re too organized, and smart, and articulate.

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7 years ago

steve: you want me to flex and make all the buttons pop off my shirt? tony: yes. i mean, you can do that? steve: the challenge is making sure all the buttons stay on. tony: okay, okay, okay, okay

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7 years ago

steve: helmut zemo, you have the right to remain– tony: a loser! steve: nice.

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7 years ago

bucky: happy one year! steve: bucky i’m 99

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7 years ago

tony: -so then we’re gonna launch vision into the battlefield, and they’ll have no choice but to surrender. it’s like throwing a giant toaster into a giant bathtub. steve: tony, i don’t know where the CRAP you get your plan ideas from, but please, for our sake, stop,