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3 years ago

*Date Night* Oikawa: This restaurant is beautiful. Am I allowed to say it's amazing if I'm the one who chose the place? Ushijima: Well, I chose you, and I'm always saying you're amazing.

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3 years ago

Oikawa: Have you ever had something so beautiful everyone wants it? Ushijima: I have you.

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3 years ago

Oikawa: I take no pleasure in this. Ushijima: You’ve got me pined to a wall and one of your legs between mine, I think there is some pleasure in this for both of us.

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3 years ago

Oikawa: Let's play 20 questions, you go first. Ushijima: H- Oikawa: Blue. Now my turn, do you like me?

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3 years ago

Oikawa: Is this mistletoe? Ushijima: No, that is basil. Oikawa: Too bad cause if it was mistletoe I was gonna kiss you. Ushijima: Oh.... but no, it's still basil.

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3 years ago

*texting* Ushijima: Can I call you? Oikawa: You can. *missed call* Ushijima: You didn't pick up. Oikawa: I didn't say I'd pick up.

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3 years ago

*on the phone* Ushijima: Come over. Oikawa: Can't, my car has no wheels. Ushijima: What? What happened? Oikawa: You were supposed to say "But my parents aren't home"! Ushijima: I'm sorry, I was distracted by your car.

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3 years ago

Oikawa: Can I ask you for a favor? Ushijima: I would die for you, but please continue. Oikawa: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.

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3 years ago

Oikawa: Alright, so you and I are married. Ushijima: We aren't married. Oikawa: It's just pretend. Ushijima: I don't want to pretend. Oikawa: Scared you'll like it? Ushijima: Fine. If we're married, I want a house and kids. Oikawa: Fine. I accept. Ushijima: Great.

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3 years ago

Ushijima: I sent good vibes your way. They’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them. Oikawa: …This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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3 years ago

cw // slight nsfw Oikawa: *sees someone sitting on their lover's lap* Oikawa, looking at Ushijima: Why don't we do stuff like that? Ushijima, pulling Oikawa onto his lap: Happy? Oikawa: Do you seriously have a boner right now? Ushijima: You wanted this.

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3 years ago

Someone: So, how's your life? Oikawa: Let me ask him right now. Oikawa, shouting: WAKATOSHI, DEAR, WOULD YOU CARE TO TELL ME HOW YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW? Ushijima, shouting back from the other room: I'M GREAT, LOVE. Oikawa, nonchalant: Well, looks like my life's great.

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3 years ago

Oikawa, making out with Ushijima: …Your hands. Ushijima: They’re on your waist. Oikawa: I know! Put them somewhere more useful.

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3 years ago

Oikawa: You don’t have to walk me home, I can get there myself, it’s not that far. Ushijima: I know, but given everything that’s been happening lately, I’d appreciate it if you indulged me. Oikawa: You make it sound like /I’m/ the one doing /you/ a favour. Ushijima: You are.

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3 years ago

[In Court] Oikawa: *whispers to lawyer Iwaizumi* Iwaizumi: This has nothing to do with the case. Oikawa: Ask. Iwaizumi: *sighs and looks at judge Ushijima* Do you think he's cute? Be honest.

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3 years ago

Semi: Alright, that’s enough for today. No more talking about Oikawa. Ushijima: But you said I had to get it out of my system. Semi: Yeah, well, I didn’t realise you had /that much/ in your system.