incorrect taejoon @incorrectvmon

100% real quotes from kim namjoon and kim taehyung ✨ i follow back incorrect accs! Joined June 2018

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incorrect taejoon @incorrectvmon

7 years ago

will be logging off for a while - & i WILL be back... i just don't know when. i need to focus on my mental health above anything. thank you all for your continued support, and if you're new here, scroll through some of my tweets for a laugh ♥️

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7 years ago

just now catching up on run bts and i felt a strange sort of peace wash over me after seeing kim namjoon again. my skin cleared. my stress is gone. my paper is written. i see beauty in the world again. thank u joon

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7 years ago

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* au where taehyung and namjoon grew up together, spraying graffiti on walls and getting in trouble, until they finally grew apart. then, ten years later, taehyung walks by one of their usual graffiti spots and sees a message left for him. *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

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incorrect taejoon @incorrectvmon

7 years ago

i can't believe i missed this fuck school i'm a full-time taejoon stan now

방탄소년단 @BTS_twt

7 years ago

i can't believe i missed this fuck school i'm a full-time taejoon stan now

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incorrect taejoon @incorrectvmon

7 years ago

new game: every time i say i'm going to be active but end up going MIA bc school starts kicking my ass take a shot

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incorrect taejoon @incorrectvmon

7 years ago

kim taehyung reminds me of mint chocolate chip ice cream which is by FAR the most superior flavor, therefore proving that he is in fact more godlike than ever before

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incorrect taejoon @incorrectvmon

7 years ago

taehyung: *bursts onto stage, by himself, with a mic* nj [to bts, backstage]: wow, i had thought his obsession with the cyphers was over th: I WAS BORN TO FLEX, DIAMONDS ON MY NECK, I LIKE BOARDIN' JETS, I LIKE MORNING SEX-

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incorrect taejoon @incorrectvmon

7 years ago

th: 2004 was such a good year. i remember watching shrek in theaters for the first time and loving it nj: shrek came out in 2001. th: oh really? good for him. just another reason to love the big guy

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7 years ago

[yoongi chokes on his food] th: oh my god! yoongi is choking!! namjoon, call 911 nj: i'm trying to, but the 9 button on the phone is broken! th: well turn it upside down and press 6!!! yg [stops choking]: what the hell

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incorrect taejoon @incorrectvmon

7 years ago

taehyung + namjoon

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incorrect taejoon @incorrectvmon

7 years ago

hope everyone has a safe and lovely new year - focus on self-love and you will go so far in life .. as for me, among other resolutions i'm going to definitely tweet more. you all deserve it. here's to 2019 and more stupid, cheesy, and ridiculous vmon/taejoon content 💜

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incorrect taejoon @incorrectvmon

7 years ago

it's been five min but i already miss joon

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방탄소년단 @BTS_twt

7 years ago

늦게까지 정말 감사합니다 😂😂

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7 years ago

😩

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༺❀༻ Krukia ༺❀༻ @sassy_krukia

7 years ago

Why am I laughing as much as I am

incorrect taejoon @incorrectvmon

7 years ago

Why am I laughing as much as I am

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incorrect taejoon @incorrectvmon

7 years ago

coffee shop au where namjoon is a barista at a cafe and taehyung literally never goes there bc he doesn't like coffee. they don't meet.

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incorrect taejoon @incorrectvmon

7 years ago

is it bad i send every tweet to my bf (who is only a bts stan because i kinda forced him into it but is inarguably jimin biased) to see if he thinks it's funny before i tweet it

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incorrect taejoon @incorrectvmon

7 years ago

all i asked james charles was to stop making every 15 y/o girl at my school say sister in every single sentence bc i was losing my damn mind and he slammed the door in my face. never meet your faves 😤