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i don’t see how that’s a party... [mcu fan account] [she/her] Joined June 2018

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7 years ago

clint: is phil punching steve? natasha, sipping coffee: not successfully.

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7 years ago

natasha romanoff in winter soldier. retweet if you agree.

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7 years ago

wanda: i’m just nervous, i’ve never seen a dead body before. natasha: i have. most were my fault.

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7 years ago

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7 years ago

tony: next time, show a little leg. natasha: the only time you’re gonna see “a little leg” from me is when i’m about to kick your ass.

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7 years ago

tony: that’s how i do things. when life gives me pain, i take that pain and push it down. tony: and if that pain comes up again, i push more pain down on top of it. why confront something when you can avoid it? natasha: natasha: do you need a hug?

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7 years ago

if it were a hobby i’d be a professional

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7 years ago

if it were a hobby i’d be a professional

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tony: okay, we have a plan. natasha: we should point out, however, that it’s a fairly terrible plan.

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7 years ago

natasha: you need a hobby. bucky: i have a hobby. natasha: being sad is not a hobby.

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7 years ago

natasha: i thought you were better than this. clint: really?? why??

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7 years ago

[what budapest actually was] *over comms* phil: strike team delta we need your current location to send evac. clint: i don’t know where we are sir. this entire region is uncharted. natasha: it is NOT uncharted, you LOST the chart.

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7 years ago

natasha: i could either risk getting killed, or worse, steve might lecture me on responsibility again.

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7 years ago

clint: you listened to tony? natasha: oh my god i listened to tony.

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7 years ago

natasha: siri, how do we get revenge on those who have forsaken us? siri: the best revenge is letting go and living well. natasha: natasha: alexa, how do we get-

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7 years ago

clint: what if i were to put coffee in my cereal instead of milk? natasha, taking away the coffee pot: what if you don’t?

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7 years ago

clint: just talk to him. natasha: i cant natasha: i substitued all of my social skills with physical violence.

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7 years ago

wanda: most people that meet me don’t know that i’m gay. okoye: blind and deaf people know you’re gay. natasha: dead people know you’re gay.

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7 years ago

clint: what a week, huh? natasha: clint it’s wednesday.

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7 years ago

natasha: i’ve figured out why you’ve been in such a bad mood lately: you have updog. steve: whats updog? natasha: tONY YOU OWE ME $20 I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT

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7 years ago

natasha: i’m cold. bucky: just like my heart. natasha: now is not the time for us to debate which of us is more dead inside. natasha: but if we did it would totally be me.