andré optimus maximus 🧙🏻♂️ @injectiveleft
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been getting really into toast this weekend
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brett back to jumping on jeff let’s go
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the epsilon delta definition of a limit was five years old at this point. the history of analysis is the history of people banging their heads against a wall, this isn't algebra lol
the epsilon delta definition of a limit was five years old at this point. the history of analysis is the history of people banging their heads against a wall, this isn't algebra lol
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THREE RUN BOMB TO SAVE THE SEASON
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8 game losing streak on the brink of a historic collapse and mets fans still showing out
lest we forget the last time i was at citi field with my rally cap, watching pete alonso homer to save the season
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Catholic priest in a confession booth wouldn’t have ratted but the Mormon youth minister did that’s all I’ll say
Catholic priest in a confession booth wouldn’t have ratted but the Mormon youth minister did that’s all I’ll say
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Waterloo
current partner the only one i didn't meet through twitter
current partner the only one i didn't meet through twitter
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having one friend in the academy is essential. my pdf dealer
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fear him
tapping the sign
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edwin diaz takes the mound. you blink. there are now 45 runners in scoring position. a base hit or sac fly will lose the mets the game. bam. he strikes out the next three batters. what were you worried about, you fool? never a doubt. never a doubt at all.
adhd medication strong enough to make me not eat but too weak to make me do tasks. right in the loser pocket 👍
3am nectarine. anarchy in my apartment
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