inside bot @insidequotesbot

bot that posts the transcript from bo burnham’s “inside” (2021) credits to @boburnham boburnham.com Inside Joined June 2021

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4 years ago

You say, 'Are you naked?' I say, 'Yeah, except for a top hat.' You say, 'lmao,' but I doubt that.

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4 years ago

♪ Being in, trying to get something out of it ♪

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4 years ago

What can I do to help? Read a book or something. I don’t know. Just don’t burden me with the responsibility of educating you. It’s incredibly exhausting.

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4 years ago

That the outside world, the non-digital world, is merely a theatrical space in which one stages and records content for the much more real, much more vital digital space.

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4 years ago

♪ All eyes on me, all eyes on me, yeah ♪

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4 years ago

I call, she answers and her hair is wet . (♪ Hair is wet ♪) I say, 'Did you just shower?' She says, 'How’d you guess?' I say, 'Your hair is wet' She says, 'Oh yeah'

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4 years ago

♪ Welcome to the Internet! Have a look around. Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found. ♪

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4 years ago

♪ Three little words, a couple of doves, and a ring on her finger from the person that she loves ♪

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4 years ago

♪ I hope you learned your lesson. I did and it hurt! ♪

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4 years ago

Watch your mouth, buddy. Remember who’s on whose hand here. But that’s what I– Have you not been fucking listening? We are entrenched in–

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Um, and if you’re out there and you’re struggling with suicidal thoughts and you want to k1ll yourself, I just want to tell you don’t. Okay? Can you not, please? Just don’t. All right? Fucking quit it with the–

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4 years ago

♪ CEO, entrepreneur! Born in 1964! Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos ♪

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4 years ago

Um, it’s not gonna be a normal special because there’s no audience, and there’s no crew.

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4 years ago

♪ Hey, what can ya say? We were overdue. But it’ll be over soon. Just wait. Ba da ba, ba da ba, ba da da da da dum dum. ♪

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4 years ago

You say, 'Are you naked?' I say, 'Yeah, except for a top hat.' You say, 'lmao,' but I doubt that.

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4 years ago

♪ Who needs a coffee ‘cause I’m doing a run. I’m writing down the orders now for everyone. The coffee is free, just like me! I’m an unpaid intern ♪

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4 years ago

♪ Sorting papers, running around. Sitting in the meeting I’m not making a sound. Barely people, somehow legal, unpaid intern ♪

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4 years ago

Oh yeah? Well, your fucking phones are poisoning your minds. Okay? So when you develop a dissociative mental disorder in your late twenties, don’t come crawling back to me-