Well Al B Damned @internetalison
figment of your imagination they/them Joined July 2013-
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I Mowed Down A Starbucks Regular With My Kia And They Fired Me. It Didn’t Even Happen At Starbucks.
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Kindergarten gun battle
its not in the pocket… but its on the pants
and thats the camel crush of it all
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