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SotD: Been Caught Stealing, Jane’s Addiction
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They’re called speed bumps because you’re supposed to speed up before you run them over
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Money tip: 1. Rob an IHOP 2. You’re in international territory 3. The cops can’t arrest you
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Do donuts in front of the police station. Cops love donuts.
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Pro Life Tip: Bring cocaine to the airport so you can pet the dog.
Laying here trying to get a nap in before I have to work the graveyard shift. But my nose won’t stop whistling.
I’m so baked I just buttered my wallet and put my toast in my pocket
I am Zach. God of a good idea, bringer of the time. Fear me because I’m not feeling well. Wtf 😂
Marcus spent 20 minutes last nights drunkenly trying to convince me that ketchup is a smoothie.
// the best thing about housekeeping is finding discarded fast food/delivery rewards points and redeeming them. free pizza here I come lol
Drunk guy came into the gas station. Filled up a slurpee. Stood in line, sipping on it. Got brainfreeze as he got to the register. And now I'm wearing a nice blue raspberry cologne.
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Bi update: At the moment, I'm feeling extra bisexual.
𖤐 ‧₊˚ ... @STARBREATHES
44 Followers 44 Following danika price. aka starbreather. / oc rp #ellie
❥ ... @LUNAREIGNED
23 Followers 24 Following 𝒇unny how our hearts were designed to l͟o͟v͟e͟ so 𝒇𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐥𝐲, but break 𝓮𝐯𝐞𝐫 so gently.
☾ ‧₊˚ ┊ 𝓜... @SHEREFLECT
25 Followers 26 Following ♡⃕ ‧₊˚ ❝ ——— 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲, 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐠𝐨. ❞ ┊ mira song. 20. ❪ mutant oc rp. ❫ by #ᴇʟʟɪᴇ ┊ #☾
🅰🆄🅳🆁🅴�... @exoarmored
20 Followers 20 Following what's a girl got to do to get in a proper brawl around here? || mutant fightclub
*╱ ol͟i͟v͟e͟r͟... @GRAVEREVIVAL
42 Followers 42 Following ✞ * . ⚰️ ❝ —— 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧. ❞ ┊ o. han. 25. reluctant necromancer. ❪ mutant oc. ❫ by #ᴇʟʟɪᴇ
✿͟ ... @chlorofreckled
53 Followers 50 Following — ALL THE 𝐒𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑺 ARE A 𝑹𝐈𝐎𝐓 OF F͟L͟O͟W͟E͟R͟S͟! ❞ 
shuri. ☆ @tech_designed
123 Followers 120 Following I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good.
𝙳𝚛. 𝙲𝚑�... @melanchoIera
266 Followers 321 Following There’s a fine line between madness and genius. I have erased this line.
🌸 Griselda Ortiz �... @brillortiz
29 Followers 26 Following superpower enthusiast. magic the gathering geek. comic book nerd. | ind oc rp | #𝒷𝓈𝒷𝓎𝒶𝓁𝑒𝒸
riette 💋 | rp. @ouveriette
28 Followers 28 Following they say good things take time. guess that's why i'm always late.
nancy drew. @sleuthingteen
41 Followers 28 Following i’ll keep it undercover! nancy drew. teenage sleuth. ( icon & header by the amazing @starbreathed )
𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙴�... @BLOODMONEYED
36 Followers 43 Following
diego | rp. @krakenshot
19 Followers 17 Following Everyone changes the world. Everyone. And it’s scary, but that’s kinda the deal.
_.•✧ 𝓟𝙴𝙽... @ergokinet
62 Followers 73 Following i’m finally learning to love myself better than i have before. & i know that means i’m breaking your heart, oh, but lover, we were broken from the start.
William. @willingsong
40 Followers 37 Following sitting in the crotch of this fig tree, starving to death, just because i couldn't make up my mind which of the figs to choose. | oc rp | #𝒷𝓈𝒷𝓎𝒶𝓁𝑒𝒸 |
Hellion (rp) @retaliationsong
47 Followers 48 Following bite the hand that beat you. ind oc rp | psd credit to #ᴇʟʟɪᴇ | #ᗩᒪEᑕ
ajay! 🐠(rp) @heliofin
23 Followers 29 Following 🌊 you can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf 🏄♂️
⋆ 🌸 𝑅𝒶𝓅... @_windinmyhair__
91 Followers 126 Following just recluse of a girl in a tower!! she/her pronouns. || rp by olive!
Liam Yung. (rp) @yungbrewed
29 Followers 29 Following i'm beginning to think i'm more coffee than man at this point.
tao song (rp) @duplicatiiion
66 Followers 66 Following It's okay if you don't like me. Not everyone can have good taste. (layout + carrd by elliebean)
LB (rp) @indelibleskin
29 Followers 25 Following I'm Gay and also Stronger Than You, so don't try any shit.
❝ �... @honeyedthroat
77 Followers 74 Following ᅠ —ᅠ⠀ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ some bodies may be temples, ᅠ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ⠀ but all are 𝒓𝒖𝒊𝒏𝒔 at her feet. ❞
Marcus Dunham (rp) @pianobility
27 Followers 26 Following i'm what happens if a dumpster fire and a garbage disposal had a baby.
* ... @NIGHTBREATHED
94 Followers 86 Following i have 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒅 the stars too fondly to be 𝕗𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕗𝕦𝕝 of the 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭.
˚ ˖ ✧ ... @starbreathed
156 Followers 89 Following ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀𝑶 𝑫𝑨𝑼𝑮𝑯𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑶𝑭 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑺⠀—— ⠀ there ⠀ is ⠀ heavenly ⠀ fire ⠀ in ⠀ your ⠀ lungs .ᐟ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀
𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙴�... @BLOODMONEYED
36 Followers 43 Following
❥ ... @LUNAREIGNED
23 Followers 24 Following 𝒇unny how our hearts were designed to l͟o͟v͟e͟ so 𝒇𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐥𝐲, but break 𝓮𝐯𝐞𝐫 so gently.
𖤐 ‧₊˚ ... @STARBREATHES
44 Followers 44 Following danika price. aka starbreather. / oc rp #ellie
☾ ‧₊˚ ┊ 𝓜... @SHEREFLECT
25 Followers 26 Following ♡⃕ ‧₊˚ ❝ ——— 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲, 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐠𝐨. ❞ ┊ mira song. 20. ❪ mutant oc rp. ❫ by #ᴇʟʟɪᴇ ┊ #☾
ajay! 🐠(rp) @heliofin
23 Followers 29 Following 🌊 you can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf 🏄♂️
🅰🆄🅳🆁🅴�... @exoarmored
20 Followers 20 Following what's a girl got to do to get in a proper brawl around here? || mutant fightclub
*╱ ol͟i͟v͟e͟r͟... @GRAVEREVIVAL
42 Followers 42 Following ✞ * . ⚰️ ❝ —— 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧. ❞ ┊ o. han. 25. reluctant necromancer. ❪ mutant oc. ❫ by #ᴇʟʟɪᴇ
shuri. ☆ @tech_designed
123 Followers 120 Following I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good.
✿͟ ... @chlorofreckled
53 Followers 50 Following — ALL THE 𝐒𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑺 ARE A 𝑹𝐈𝐎𝐓 OF F͟L͟O͟W͟E͟R͟S͟! ❞
Liam Yung. (rp) @yungbrewed
29 Followers 29 Following i'm beginning to think i'm more coffee than man at this point.
🌸 Griselda Ortiz �... @brillortiz
29 Followers 26 Following superpower enthusiast. magic the gathering geek. comic book nerd. | ind oc rp | #𝒷𝓈𝒷𝓎𝒶𝓁𝑒𝒸
riette 💋 | rp. @ouveriette
28 Followers 28 Following they say good things take time. guess that's why i'm always late.
nancy drew. @sleuthingteen
41 Followers 28 Following i’ll keep it undercover! nancy drew. teenage sleuth. ( icon & header by the amazing @starbreathed )
diego | rp. @krakenshot
19 Followers 17 Following Everyone changes the world. Everyone. And it’s scary, but that’s kinda the deal.
_.•✧ 𝓟𝙴𝙽... @ergokinet
62 Followers 73 Following i’m finally learning to love myself better than i have before. & i know that means i’m breaking your heart, oh, but lover, we were broken from the start.
Hellion (rp) @retaliationsong
47 Followers 48 Following bite the hand that beat you. ind oc rp | psd credit to #ᴇʟʟɪᴇ | #ᗩᒪEᑕ
William. @willingsong
40 Followers 37 Following sitting in the crotch of this fig tree, starving to death, just because i couldn't make up my mind which of the figs to choose. | oc rp | #𝒷𝓈𝒷𝓎𝒶𝓁𝑒𝒸 |
tao song (rp) @duplicatiiion
66 Followers 66 Following It's okay if you don't like me. Not everyone can have good taste. (layout + carrd by elliebean)
LB (rp) @indelibleskin
29 Followers 25 Following I'm Gay and also Stronger Than You, so don't try any shit.
❝ �... @honeyedthroat
77 Followers 74 Following ᅠ —ᅠ⠀ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ some bodies may be temples, ᅠ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ⠀ but all are 𝒓𝒖𝒊𝒏𝒔 at her feet. ❞
Marcus Dunham (rp) @pianobility
27 Followers 26 Following i'm what happens if a dumpster fire and a garbage disposal had a baby.
˚ ˖ ✧ ... @starbreathed
156 Followers 89 Following ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀𝑶 𝑫𝑨𝑼𝑮𝑯𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑶𝑭 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑺⠀—— ⠀ there ⠀ is ⠀ heavenly ⠀ fire ⠀ in ⠀ your ⠀ lungs .ᐟ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀
* ... @NIGHTBREATHED
94 Followers 86 Following i have 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒅 the stars too fondly to be 𝕗𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕗𝕦𝕝 of the 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭.Trends for United States
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