I'm sorry, these were the only options the Mysterious Gypsy Woman mentioned x.com/heatherwilhelm…
I'm sorry, these were the only options the Mysterious Gypsy Woman mentioned x.com/heatherwilhelm…
To be fair, any of these potential causes of death might be the immediate consequence of a liquor store truck crash
I decided to dive deeper into this possibility and found liquor store elephant, robot, spontaneous combustion, and cannibal, so I can't dismiss the possibility of dying from all 4
@iowahawkblog How that elephant got into my liquor store I’ll never know.
@iowahawkblog I forgot the spontaneous combustion but had to see how this would play out
@iowahawkblog "Spontaneous" combustion after crashing into the liquor store