Lost Jack @irrelevant_joe
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PM of #amazingApp decides to reduce amount of code...Let us remove all #java interfaces!
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#ContinuousIntegration in #amazingApp means you create cron to commit every 5 minutes. Yeah, with dot in commit message.
In #amazingApp there are so many tasks that u don't have time to write commit message. Fill it with dot. It's enough
Devs of #amazingApp rename .ts files to .js and hope that all will work. Maybe try next time to pray?
If you're Architect of #amazingApp you abandon usage of #typescript because it's not #angularjs
If I were GC I would collect commits of some devs from #amazingApp every time.
In #amazingApp we use new project management methodology : shitfall
#amazingApp is a world of paradoxes. The main : how is something working? despite!
If you switch to branch created by dev of #amazingApp few hours ago it's good if you need edit 1-2 files before it compiles successfully
Yeah, and don't forget to do mantra-commits in master of #amazingApp.
Assign to yourself so many issues in #Jira of #amazingApp as you can then you become really cool developer
Devs of #amazingApp don't know how their code works...Just "lets try and see".
Devs of #amazingApp create the mantra with theirs commit messages. So code becomes cleaner. Or bug becomes fixed by itself.
PM of #amazingApp before planning next iteration asks what tasks he has planned for previous iteration. Plan your future.
Ops of #amazingApp configure in #Jenkins SCM for trigger builds only. They still use bash and do git clone in. Maven is also in script.
It looks like PM of #amazingApp has filter in his mailbox : move all mails with questions to Junk.
Devs of #amazingApp don't like reading emails. They always ask using IMs. They like #liveMessaging
Devs of #amazingApp sometimes cache data but never invalidate it and never acces it. Just to keep it near
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