mother of the universe. @issa_bey
Professional Instigator. Lover of love. Giver of flowers. Jumpsuit Queen! Grab yo pussy by the balls and go get that shit!! #istanforhotwings amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls… Joined January 2011-
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IMMACULATE paint job!😭😭😭
Ok so I’m no longer a size 16. These jeans hang like sweatpants lmaooo
Always the same. I regret saying yes. Then I enjoy the memories made🙌🏾😂🫶🏾
Always the same. I regret saying yes. Then I enjoy the memories made🙌🏾😂🫶🏾
Definitely agreed to chaperone this sleepover. Currently regretting it in advance! 🙄😂😂
“Well congratulations!” Is the only way to clean that up lmaooo
“Well congratulations!” Is the only way to clean that up lmaooo
We’re full on idiots. I love it here lmaooo
Already knew that “no” was coming. All good. We move!!
Anticipating needs! Customer service 101! 🙌🏾🙌🏾
Anticipating needs! Customer service 101! 🙌🏾🙌🏾
Chile! The way I woulda lost this order! In the name of “ stop playing on this phone!!”😭😭😂😂😂
Chile! The way I woulda lost this order! In the name of “ stop playing on this phone!!”😭😭😂😂😂
Sir! 😭😭😭😭
I’m folding every single time. Idccccc😂🤷🏾♀️
I’m folding every single time. Idccccc😂🤷🏾♀️
The Keith Lee Effect saving Bob’s Burgers is genius! 😂😂🙌🏾
One of many times that sounding it out doesn’t work with English😭😭
One of many times that sounding it out doesn’t work with English😭😭
Before you watch this clip, I urge you, I BEG you: please try to imagine the wrongest way possible to pronounce “tzatziki” first, because all of your hair will be blown off your head
Before you watch this clip, I urge you, I BEG you: please try to imagine the wrongest way possible to pronounce “tzatziki” first, because all of your hair will be blown off your head
A lot of people lost the point with the prompt. But THIS nails it lmaooo
A lot of people lost the point with the prompt. But THIS nails it lmaooo
Trying to hip my mama to this Beyoncé masterpiece. But she playing!!!!
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dea.💋💎 @iHaveAn_Ideaaa
775 Followers 610 Following God is within her, she will not fail ❤️ Who Jah bless no man can curse 🇯🇲 TreasureMommy💕👶🏾
Am I the Asshole? @AITA_online
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THEY CALL ME BIG BELL.. @TeamTeddyRay
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Ed. Future LCSW. 🏁 @Cripple_God
1K Followers 1K Following God 1st. Yes I can't walk but that also means my Jordans never get dirty. RIP NANA. The Marathon Continues🏁Mamba Forever USC Alumni. 𓅓
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this is the thinking chair you uncultured swine
Spotted this chair today at Goodwill for 5 bucks. Looks like something right out of The Simpsons 😆
I see some people saying that black mother at the draft responding to “how far has your family come” with “we came from Baton Rouge, LA” was her not understanding the question. That was obvious sarcasm to a loaded question. You are the slow one. Not her. 😂
let’s start boo-ing DJs again.
@PICchaMane Stellas?! 😭😭😭
a beauty salon artifact 🥹
Thrifted the most charming piece for my salon 😍🫶🏾
He never made a bitty hit her knees!
Enough with the JP nigga man
dear apple when i turn my brightness down please leave it alone
Dulles is an hour from everywhere, including Dulles.
DMV having 3 decent airports within 30 mins of each other>>>>>>>>
Stomach gon sound like you microwaving quarters
Spicy Bowl with some ruffles 🔥😍 hit everytime
The dance at the end 😭😭
@SaycheeseDGTL Chris brown actually smoked Quavo😪
how u gon try to gatekeep calypso...
Then of course, the idiots agreeing with this don't provide any alternatives. Then when the person you talking to takes you on a date and you hate the activity, y'all run on here and complain about that too. Y'all are really miserable.
Asking me what I do for fun is a sure way for me to stop talking to you.
Before you try to have a nuanced conversation on Twitter, don’t.
@KevOnStage @TonyBakercomedy When Tony opened the biullscuits 😂😂
@KevOnStage @TonyBakercomedy I’m just impressed that y’all went all the way out for your friend … biscuits, cheeseCAKES, cookies, banana pudding. I think I’m gonna have to befriend Tony just so that I could come over and relieve him of this problem.
@KevOnStage I sound so dismissive and I didn't mean it that way at all. I'm sorry about that.
@KevOnStage Orlando Terminal C is beautiful and modern. The rest is outdated for sure.
"what he did with cement was awe inspiring"
Y’all gotta just like who you like and stop telling us who you don’t…We don’t care!
don’t kill me but… dis is too big for me.
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