@its_natclayton @NikkiMcR Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth a jukebox, conceived in thin lizzy, and dedicated to the proposition that All Boys Will Be Back In Town
@its_natclayton @austin_walker I mean, what else can you do when the boys be back?
@its_natclayton This article has lived on my mobile tabs rent-free for the last two years.
@its_natclayton “which I had memorised” is such a great little detail, gets me every time
@its_natclayton Every time I see this posted, people are always like "wElL iTs A sToLeN jOhN mUlAnEy JoKe" and like, even if that was true (and it's not, people have done this bit forever, he doesn't own) it's so much funnier and better executed
@its_natclayton My favorite part is that this guy wrote like two articles for Vice and this was the last one.
@its_natclayton For some reason, the bar where I grew up had Alvin and the Chipmunks on it One time my friends and I queued it up like 10 times and left 😭