blm @itsjustruby

please don’t pay attention to my tweets. soundcloud.app.goo.gl/QFR4xwuwHnh9xS… inside a giant’s eye Joined March 2018

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blm @itsjustruby

2 years ago

Would it be evil of me to play slipping through my fingers in the car when my mum drives me to uni for the first time?

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Just got so excited because my ugliest villager in acnh who I’ve been trying to get to leave for ages FINALLY had a thought bubble above his head so I thought he was going to leave, turns out he just wanted to start calling me “goalie”. He knows I hate him.

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blm @itsjustruby

2 years ago

I need to see way more men wearing mary janes.

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3 years ago

Nobody talks about how embarrassing it is to listen to a podcast in public and audibly laugh at it.

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3 years ago

Is Peeta… hotter… than Gale????

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3 years ago

I can NOT stop thinking about that post that said how daughters and fathers will always pick on and team up against the mother (for being stupid or unfunny or whatever) but the daughter will still always be resigned to her own mother’s fate.

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blm @itsjustruby

3 years ago

My mum is complaining that tik tok is a load of rubbish that she doesn’t understand so I look over and see that it’s telling her she just got iggle piggled.

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3 years ago

Go to the see the minions they said. It’ll be fun they said. Cinema gets ruined by 30 fucking 17 year old boys moshing in front of the screen for two more tik tok likes than usual.

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blm @itsjustruby

3 years ago

Keep seeing prom pics of men in suits and I have to try and work out if it is actually their prom or if they’re just going to see the fucking minions movie.

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3 years ago

Wouldn’t it be a slay if Mary Ann by regina spektor saved me from vecna

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3 years ago

Protesting my brother loudly playing the most tame kate bush songs by playing get out of my house on repeat at full volume.

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3 years ago

Ignoring everything that was wrong with my hair at this age but since everyone is jumping on the band wagon of talking about how much they adore @respektor , this was my 13 year old (and still now) reaction to seeing her on tour in Sheffield, PLEASE come back to England!!

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blm @itsjustruby

4 years ago

how do i ask my six year old cousin to give me back my fucking sylvanian families.

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4 years ago

You know, I always thought I would grow out of this whole cottagecore thing, I have not. I’m still the same 2019 bitch that wants to live in a cottage baking bread like some mouse in a Beatrix Potter book.